Girls, are your men rude?

[Nicol@]

Inspired by the thread where men think we are dumb:

I did the womanly thing last night and moaned about my body.

Me: 'I seem to be getting a bit of a pot belly'
Him: Agrees
Me: 'Whenever I have put a little weight on, it normally goes on my bum'.
Him: 'maybe your bum is full'


Girls, please share your sorrow/laughter.

[HRG]

"Maybe your bum is full"

He's a top bloke your fella

[Adenauer]

[Legend83]

It's a little concept called 'an easy wind-up'.

[bint]

I'm going to hell - that made me laugh out loud!

Sorry hun, my man does the usual 'no you look lovely'.

It's more clothing he gets blunt about - which I appreciate.

[Neil_H]

Nicol@ said:

Him: 'maybe your bum is full'

[10 Pence Short]

Her: I'm getting really fat
Me: No, you're not
Her: I know I am, don't lie to me
Me: Well a little bit, but it's not too bad. You need to do more exercise
Her: Humph

[schmalex]

My wife's husband is bloody marvellous

[steven182]

hahaha =D

That's my kind of humour.

[8Ace]

He's a genius. This makes you fortunate. Don't modern women want intelligent chaps nowadays?

[LukeBird]

Nicol@ said:

Him: 'maybe your bum is full'

Like that a lot!

[XMES RUS]

Next time he wants to get in your pants tell him you already have one asshole in there. (albeit a big one)

You go girlfriend (finger waving)

Edited by XMES RUS on Thursday 15th May 12:32

Edited by XMES RUS on Thursday 15th May 12:33

[Justayellowbadge]

Nicol@ said:

Inspired by the thread where men think we are dumb:

I did the womanly thing last night and moaned about my body.

Me: 'I seem to be getting a bit of a pot belly'
Him: Agrees
Me: 'Whenever I have put a little weight on, it normally goes on my bum'.
Him: 'maybe your bum is full'


Girls, please share your sorrow/laughter.

Has he got a paypal account?

I want to buy him a beer for that one.

[arryb]

Neil_H said:

Nicol@ said:

Him: 'maybe your bum is full'

[krap]

Nicol@ said:

Inspired by the thread where men think we are dumb:

I did the womanly thing last night and moaned about my body.

Me: 'I seem to be getting a bit of a pot belly'
Him: Agrees
Me: 'Whenever I have put a little weight on, it normally goes on my bum'.
Him: 'maybe your bum is full'


Girls, please share your sorrow/laughter.

Why test him? If you know it already why do you want to put him on the spot?? Shame on you

[dmitsi]

I don't know if all men are rude, but this morning I called the missus a 'tard which hit a bit of a nerve. Don't worry though, I managed to get her to apologise for making me say it.

[Bing o]

Her "I'm getting fat"
Me "You're dumped"

[MK4 Slowride]

schmalex said:

My wife's husband is bloody marvellous

Yeah, he stays away long enough for other's to visit



Bum is full I'm going to remember that.

[scoobykev15]

at least he didnt crack a bear grylls / frog comment!

[mattikake]

LOL! I'm going to use that... when the opportunity inevitably arises.