Thing's hanging from Men's Belts

[mitzy]

Been in the lift today and this guy has a chain clipped on his belt which have keys on and in his pocket.
He also has a blackberry holder clipped to his belt too.

Does any one else think that its a bit gay from guys to clip things to there belts?

[Plotloss]

Depends on what they're doing at the time.

I spend a fair amount of time up ladders, thus tool belts are handy things.

[Jonny671]

Plotloss said:

Depends on what they're doing at the time.

I spend a fair amount of time up ladders, thus tool belts are handy things.

I think that's fine, theres a reason for yours.

The one's that get me are the mobile phone in a leather/clear case and stuck right in the middle of the belt

[speedy_thrills]

mitzy said:

Does any one else think that its a bit gay from guys to clip things to there belts?

This is actually a problem. Ever tried to get two cell phones, wallet, pen, polo mints, shopping list etc. into trouser pockets? Dare I say I think the best solution is...<gulp>...a "manbag" (or satchel as they are more commonly known).

[Apache]

We have one of those in our building, he drives a Saab, is always brusque, in a hurry and his trousers appear to be self levitating. I believe he is in IT and lives in the basement

[lord summerisle]

key/wallet chains clipped to belts is soooooooooooooo 1998

i remember all the alternative kids in the rock clubs having key chains back in the day.

[Rod Rammage]

Yes, it is gay.

It is common practice in the "gay community" to hang stuff off oneself as a means of sending out messages to other gays.

Left side means "I am a bummer".

Right side means "I am a bummee".


Or possibly vice versa.


They're ever so clever, the gays.

Always coming up with new ways to be gay.


You often see builders with stuff hanging off their belts.


All builders are gays.

[randomman]

Rod Rammage said:

Yes, it is gay.

It is common practice in the "gay community" to hang stuff off oneself as a means of sending out messages to other gays.

Left side means "I am a bummer".

Right side means "I am a bummee".


Or possibly vice versa.


They're ever so clever, the gays.

Always coming up with new ways to be gay.


You often see builders with stuff hanging off their belts.


All builders are gays.

Top marks!

[speedy_thrills]

Rod, have you caught "gay"? I only ask because your post seems to idolise them somewhat.

Try some porn to clear it up, if that doesnt work...lemsip?...

[mitzy]

Rod Rammage said:

Yes, it is gay.

It is common practice in the "gay community" to hang stuff off oneself as a means of sending out messages to other gays.

Left side means "I am a bummer".

Right side means "I am a bummee".


Or possibly vice versa.


They're ever so clever, the gays.

Always coming up with new ways to be gay.


You often see builders with stuff hanging off their belts.


All builders are gays.

wait for the builders...........

[DrTre]

Rod Rammage said:

Yes, it is gay.

It is common practice in the "gay community" to hang stuff off oneself as a means of sending out messages to other gays.

Left side means "I am a bummer".

Right side means "I am a bummee".


Or possibly vice versa.

And if it's things hanging from both sides and you know his name is Lucky Pierre

Edited by DrTre on Tuesday 29th July 13:39

[sprinter885]

Jonny671 said:

The one's that get me are the mobile phone in a leather/clear case and stuck right in the middle of the belt

Simple-Penis envy....

[captainzep]

Rod Rammage said:

All builders are gays.

'tis true.

The Oxford English Almanac of Gay states clearly that taking your top off and donning a hat is like re-affirming your coming-out vows every day.

I learned this via a complex gay to very straight chain of word-of-mouth whilst reading Razzle and slapping some office totty's shapely bottom and that. Honest.

[rhinochopig]

I have a length of rope, knife, anti-venom pills, tracking device, and bat-erang in my belt

[HRG]

Plotloss said:

Depends on what they're doing at the time.

I spend a fair amount of time up ladders, thus tool belts are handy things.

You can't beat a nice tool belt

What goes around comes around

[Rod Rammage]

speedy_thrills said:

Rod, have you caught "gay"? I only ask because your post seems to idolise them somewhat.

Try some porn to clear it up, if that doesnt work...lemsip?...

I did once "turn gay" for the purposes of picking up women.

It was a dismal failure.


I did, however, get myself bummed into a coma off a builder.

So it's swings and roundabouts, you see.


Actually, that's more gay jargon.

I expect you're a "roundabout", right speedy_thrills?

[Cotty]

What about a ski pass holder to hold a security pass

[speedy_thrills]

Rod Rammage said:

I did once "turn gay" for the purposes of picking up women.

It was a dismal failure.

Try seeming less believable.

Rod Rammage said:

I expect you're a "roundabout", right speedy_thrills?

Dont get your hopes up.

[Plotloss]

HRG said:

Plotloss said:

Depends on what they're doing at the time.

I spend a fair amount of time up ladders, thus tool belts are handy things.

You can't beat a nice tool belt

What goes around comes around

Thats you on the left isnt it?

I'd say you were the one in the middle but the leathers arent pink enough.

[captainzep]

Cotty said:

What about a ski pass holder to hold a security pass

[Thumbs through Oxford English Almanac of Gay]

Apparently it means 'lets fist again, like we did last summer...Clarence'