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A Judge is on his way home from court and decides to pop in the nearest boozer for a night cap, one drink leads to another and he is soon rat assed, at about 3am he manages to stagger home and collapses into bed,
on waking, rather bleary eyed he is confronted by a furious wife who is holding up his suit and saying," what the bloody hell were YOU up to lastnight, your suit is totally covered in bloody sick you dirty Bstard"
" oh that wasn't me " he says" it was this piss head who staggered into me on the tube, the dirty sod was sick all down my front, but its okay, I had him arrested and he will be in front of me in court tomorrow, I'll fine him £50 to pay for the suit cleaning".
His wife says," well, if I was you I'd fine him £100 ..... he's Shat your underpants aswell:
Trotsky
on waking, rather bleary eyed he is confronted by a furious wife who is holding up his suit and saying," what the bloody hell were YOU up to lastnight, your suit is totally covered in bloody sick you dirty Bstard"
" oh that wasn't me " he says" it was this piss head who staggered into me on the tube, the dirty sod was sick all down my front, but its okay, I had him arrested and he will be in front of me in court tomorrow, I'll fine him £50 to pay for the suit cleaning".
His wife says," well, if I was you I'd fine him £100 ..... he's Shat your underpants aswell:
Trotsky
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