About Time!

Clash of the bottom two Wednesday!

Cant wait!

Any predictions for tonight?

Apart from being a really crap game of football that is.

I thought Spurs were in a heap of trouble, i feel better all of a sudden

in a way I'm glad I couldn't get it to load

ps - my router was playing up, it works now thanks

rather have 19000 real fans than 70000 tourists turn up every week!

"From: Nigerian Consortium
To: Mike.Ashley@nufc.com
Subject: Attention lucky winner
Date: Tues, 23 Sep 2008 9:00:00

Dear Mr Ashley. Greetings. Firstly, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, I assure you that all will be well at the end of the day.

Let me start by introducing myself to you. It may surprise you to receive this email from me, since there was no previous correspondence between us. I am the representative of a Nigerian Consortium. My purpose in contacting you is to help secure the football club you are in the process of running into the ground. My clients have £400m (or £480m, or £350m, depending on which paper you read) in an account at a Bank.

This Bank has issued me a notice to contact anyone in possession of a) a football club and b) a creeping sense of panic and desperation. Hence I am contacting you with regards to ensuring a happy and amenable swap. Just send us your bank details and football club and we will deposit £400m (or £480m, or £350m, depending on etc and so on) into your account. In return, you must give up this ridiculous notion of hiring Kenny Dalglish, Terry Venables or David O'Leary and, instead, give Newcastle hero Kevin Keegan his job back. We have a further £75m to deposit in his account so he can blow it on tat like he did at Manchester City. Oh, and he has to sign Yakubu, 'cos he's Nigerian.

If you wish to achieve this goal with me, kindly get back to me on my private email address: NigerianConsortium@hotmail.com.

Regards

Nigerian Consortium"

we have more fans apply for away tickets than you got for a home cup game, and our away support is by far the best in the country.

Newcastle = Mickey Mouse

one season wonders! lets see if they come in numbers to OT. They seem to have some absurd thought that we our their hated rivals

there is no argument on it, you have a good away support, but ours is unrivalled. We always sell out every allocation, we sing for 90 mins, we all stand, we take over every city we go to, and have more songs than any other club. Its one of the reasons we have done so well in the last 15 years, as we always outsing the home supporters.

you keep telling yourself that, loudest, biggest attendance, always at least 500 extra get in by doubling up on the turnstiles etc. Problem at the lane this year was that big steward down the front who kept throwing our fans out and trying to fight with others!