Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.
Discussion
MPowerMark said:
I cant beleive nobody has mentions the Mad Bid advert with the Postman with the strange accent. "Will i be deliovering you a car tomorrow sir"? since when do postmen deliver cars? It is the cheapest advert ever made. check it out on youtube if you have not seen it.
'Carn I arsk....' Yes very annoying. It also doesn't mention the hundreds of pounds he's spent on bidding on these places.Probably posted before, but every awful advertisement cliché in one amusing package
http://mashable.com/2014/03/25/generic-brand-ad/
http://mashable.com/2014/03/25/generic-brand-ad/
"most" car adverts these days that show someone stopping what they are doing just to watch in awe as a very ordinary hatchback drives slowly past. Are the public that gullible to think if they buy that non descript car others will give up a few seconds of their life to admire it as they drive by?
eastlmark said:
"most" car adverts these days that show someone stopping what they are doing just to watch in awe as a very ordinary hatchback drives slowly past. Are the public that gullible to think if they buy that non descript car others will give up a few seconds of their life to admire it as they drive by?
Wander round a new build housing estate on a Sunday, take a look at the average people washing their average cars with such pride and there's your answer. The answer is yes, by the way. When you've struggled through the traffic to work.
When you've put up with a load management bullst from the boss.
When you've put up with a load of bks from your customers.
When you've struggled through the traffic back home.
When you've stood in the kitchen watching your chicken bing rotate in the microwave, wondering why none ever calls you to go out anymore.
When you've looked in the mirror at the old ugly person you've suddenly become and run through your head the probability that you'll ever have sex again.
When you sit watching the TV while the pure pointlessness of your very existence courses through your entire soul.
Remember.
Lots of people got paid for the Hive commercial.
That's right. Somebody got paid for writing the most ridiculous, pathetic little song ever to grace our screens. In fact, he probably didn't even write it, he just chucked some crayons at his 3 year old boy (who's never had his haircut because it would stifle his personality, right?) and told him to right down the first thing that ran across the frontal cortex of his giant melon shaped head.
But you have to admire the blokes balls. To walk into an ad companies office and say "Here's your song, where's me cheque?"
But you have to admire the ad companies balls. To walk into the offices of Hive and say "Here's your advert, where's our cheque?"
But you have to admire the head of advertising for Hive. To walk into a board meeting of Hive and say "Here's your advert, it will make people love us, where's my promotion?"
Lots of people thought it was actually a good idea and they probably earn a lot more money than me or you. I can only hope that the decision to put that abomination on air, eats away at their very soul until they can't take it anymore and have to kill everyone else in the office with a ukulele and a copy of Insurers Monthly.
When you've put up with a load management bullst from the boss.
When you've put up with a load of bks from your customers.
When you've struggled through the traffic back home.
When you've stood in the kitchen watching your chicken bing rotate in the microwave, wondering why none ever calls you to go out anymore.
When you've looked in the mirror at the old ugly person you've suddenly become and run through your head the probability that you'll ever have sex again.
When you sit watching the TV while the pure pointlessness of your very existence courses through your entire soul.
Remember.
Lots of people got paid for the Hive commercial.
That's right. Somebody got paid for writing the most ridiculous, pathetic little song ever to grace our screens. In fact, he probably didn't even write it, he just chucked some crayons at his 3 year old boy (who's never had his haircut because it would stifle his personality, right?) and told him to right down the first thing that ran across the frontal cortex of his giant melon shaped head.
But you have to admire the blokes balls. To walk into an ad companies office and say "Here's your song, where's me cheque?"
But you have to admire the ad companies balls. To walk into the offices of Hive and say "Here's your advert, where's our cheque?"
But you have to admire the head of advertising for Hive. To walk into a board meeting of Hive and say "Here's your advert, it will make people love us, where's my promotion?"
Lots of people thought it was actually a good idea and they probably earn a lot more money than me or you. I can only hope that the decision to put that abomination on air, eats away at their very soul until they can't take it anymore and have to kill everyone else in the office with a ukulele and a copy of Insurers Monthly.
The Hypno-Toad said:
When you've struggled through the traffic to work.
When you've put up with a load management bullst from the boss.
When you've put up with a load of bks from your customers.
When you've struggled through the traffic back home.
When you've stood in the kitchen watching your chicken bing rotate in the microwave, wondering why none ever calls you to go out anymore.
When you've looked in the mirror at the old ugly person you've suddenly become and run through your head the probability that you'll ever have sex again.
When you sit watching the TV while the pure pointlessness of your very existence courses through your entire soul.
Remember.
Lots of people got paid for the Hive commercial.
That's right. Somebody got paid for writing the most ridiculous, pathetic little song ever to grace our screens. In fact, he probably didn't even write it, he just chucked some crayons at his 3 year old boy (who's never had his haircut because it would stifle his personality, right?) and told him to right down the first thing that ran across the frontal cortex of his giant melon shaped head.
But you have to admire the blokes balls. To walk into an ad companies office and say "Here's your song, where's me cheque?"
But you have to admire the ad companies balls. To walk into the offices of Hive and say "Here's your advert, where's our cheque?"
But you have to admire the head of advertising for Hive. To walk into a board meeting of Hive and say "Here's your advert, it will make people love us, where's my promotion?"
Lots of people thought it was actually a good idea and they probably earn a lot more money than me or you. I can only hope that the decision to put that abomination on air, eats away at their very soul until they can't take it anymore and have to kill everyone else in the office with a ukulele and a copy of Insurers Monthly.
So...you dont like it then When you've put up with a load management bullst from the boss.
When you've put up with a load of bks from your customers.
When you've struggled through the traffic back home.
When you've stood in the kitchen watching your chicken bing rotate in the microwave, wondering why none ever calls you to go out anymore.
When you've looked in the mirror at the old ugly person you've suddenly become and run through your head the probability that you'll ever have sex again.
When you sit watching the TV while the pure pointlessness of your very existence courses through your entire soul.
Remember.
Lots of people got paid for the Hive commercial.
That's right. Somebody got paid for writing the most ridiculous, pathetic little song ever to grace our screens. In fact, he probably didn't even write it, he just chucked some crayons at his 3 year old boy (who's never had his haircut because it would stifle his personality, right?) and told him to right down the first thing that ran across the frontal cortex of his giant melon shaped head.
But you have to admire the blokes balls. To walk into an ad companies office and say "Here's your song, where's me cheque?"
But you have to admire the ad companies balls. To walk into the offices of Hive and say "Here's your advert, where's our cheque?"
But you have to admire the head of advertising for Hive. To walk into a board meeting of Hive and say "Here's your advert, it will make people love us, where's my promotion?"
Lots of people thought it was actually a good idea and they probably earn a lot more money than me or you. I can only hope that the decision to put that abomination on air, eats away at their very soul until they can't take it anymore and have to kill everyone else in the office with a ukulele and a copy of Insurers Monthly.
eastlmark said:
"most" car adverts these days that show someone stopping what they are doing just to watch in awe as a very ordinary hatchback drives slowly past. Are the public that gullible to think if they buy that non descript car others will give up a few seconds of their life to admire it as they drive by?
esp that guy with the huge beard driving a white people carrier - Vauxhall Mocha or something - and gets out and takes off his leather coat so he can be "different"having a huge beard and a people carrier doesnt make you cool, leather jacket or not
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