Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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MissChief

7,095 posts

167 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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MPowerMark said:
I cant beleive nobody has mentions the Mad Bid advert with the Postman with the strange accent. "Will i be deliovering you a car tomorrow sir"? since when do postmen deliver cars? It is the cheapest advert ever made. check it out on youtube if you have not seen it.
'Carn I arsk....' Yes very annoying. It also doesn't mention the hundreds of pounds he's spent on bidding on these places.

easytiger123

2,591 posts

208 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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Probably posted before, but every awful advertisement cliché in one amusing package

http://mashable.com/2014/03/25/generic-brand-ad/

Spudler

3,985 posts

195 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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graphene said:
The Barclays Business Banking ads dressed-up like normal interviews with the customers reading from the script in a mechanical fashion.
Yep, that's annoying, especially the bh.

Also the Graze snack box.

randomeddy

1,430 posts

136 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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Latest B&Q adverts.

The Hypno-Toad

12,249 posts

204 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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Losing patience with the Trivago advert with that girl with the ickle voice,
"Can you show me how?"
What are you, 12?

Also compare the market? Meerkets? Over. They were fking annoying to start off with. Now they are just very, very boring.

viggyp

1,917 posts

134 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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Not an ad as such. Watching Discovery Turbo and before/after every damn advert the Carplan Demon Shine sponsor ad comes on with that annoying far-king voice. My face is as red as his every time it comes on.

Hooli

32,278 posts

199 months

Saturday 12th April 2014
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Langweilig said:
Bird's Eye "comedy dad" adverts. Looks more like "embarrassing dad" adverts.
Plus they are mumbled so I've never heard wtf the so called 'funny' is.

eastlmark

1,654 posts

206 months

Saturday 12th April 2014
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"most" car adverts these days that show someone stopping what they are doing just to watch in awe as a very ordinary hatchback drives slowly past. Are the public that gullible to think if they buy that non descript car others will give up a few seconds of their life to admire it as they drive by?

Blown2CV

28,697 posts

202 months

Saturday 12th April 2014
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eastlmark said:
"most" car adverts these days that show someone stopping what they are doing just to watch in awe as a very ordinary hatchback drives slowly past. Are the public that gullible to think if they buy that non descript car others will give up a few seconds of their life to admire it as they drive by?
Wander round a new build housing estate on a Sunday, take a look at the average people washing their average cars with such pride and there's your answer. The answer is yes, by the way.

Patch1875

4,893 posts

131 months

Saturday 12th April 2014
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viggyp said:
Not an ad as such. Watching Discovery Turbo and before/after every damn advert the Carplan Demon Shine sponsor ad comes on with that annoying far-king voice. My face is as red as his every time it comes on.
Yep hate it.

GTIR

24,741 posts

265 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Not TV but radio advert.

Stansted parking; basically saying sick of the battle to get to the airport? Take the easy way and book a parking place with Stansted parking...

But you've still got to drive to the fking airport!

hidetheelephants

23,772 posts

192 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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The Ryanair advert proclaiming their online booking system no longer drives people to genocide; it's a lie.

hepy

1,260 posts

139 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Morningside said:
VBRJ said:
zetec said:
The Money Supermarket adverts with Snoop Dog, I can't be arsed to waste my time typing how annoying the advert is.
I like that one boxedin
So do I. I feel like going "Sup" when he first acknowledges him.
It's the Shizzle

The Hypno-Toad

12,249 posts

204 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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When you've struggled through the traffic to work.

When you've put up with a load management bullst from the boss.

When you've put up with a load of bks from your customers.

When you've struggled through the traffic back home.

When you've stood in the kitchen watching your chicken bing rotate in the microwave, wondering why none ever calls you to go out anymore.

When you've looked in the mirror at the old ugly person you've suddenly become and run through your head the probability that you'll ever have sex again.

When you sit watching the TV while the pure pointlessness of your very existence courses through your entire soul.

Remember.

Lots of people got paid for the Hive commercial.

That's right. Somebody got paid for writing the most ridiculous, pathetic little song ever to grace our screens. In fact, he probably didn't even write it, he just chucked some crayons at his 3 year old boy (who's never had his haircut because it would stifle his personality, right?) and told him to right down the first thing that ran across the frontal cortex of his giant melon shaped head.

But you have to admire the blokes balls. To walk into an ad companies office and say "Here's your song, where's me cheque?"

But you have to admire the ad companies balls. To walk into the offices of Hive and say "Here's your advert, where's our cheque?"

But you have to admire the head of advertising for Hive. To walk into a board meeting of Hive and say "Here's your advert, it will make people love us, where's my promotion?"

Lots of people thought it was actually a good idea and they probably earn a lot more money than me or you. I can only hope that the decision to put that abomination on air, eats away at their very soul until they can't take it anymore and have to kill everyone else in the office with a ukulele and a copy of Insurers Monthly.




kowalski655

14,599 posts

142 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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The Hypno-Toad said:
When you've struggled through the traffic to work.

When you've put up with a load management bullst from the boss.

When you've put up with a load of bks from your customers.

When you've struggled through the traffic back home.

When you've stood in the kitchen watching your chicken bing rotate in the microwave, wondering why none ever calls you to go out anymore.

When you've looked in the mirror at the old ugly person you've suddenly become and run through your head the probability that you'll ever have sex again.

When you sit watching the TV while the pure pointlessness of your very existence courses through your entire soul.

Remember.

Lots of people got paid for the Hive commercial.

That's right. Somebody got paid for writing the most ridiculous, pathetic little song ever to grace our screens. In fact, he probably didn't even write it, he just chucked some crayons at his 3 year old boy (who's never had his haircut because it would stifle his personality, right?) and told him to right down the first thing that ran across the frontal cortex of his giant melon shaped head.

But you have to admire the blokes balls. To walk into an ad companies office and say "Here's your song, where's me cheque?"

But you have to admire the ad companies balls. To walk into the offices of Hive and say "Here's your advert, where's our cheque?"

But you have to admire the head of advertising for Hive. To walk into a board meeting of Hive and say "Here's your advert, it will make people love us, where's my promotion?"

Lots of people thought it was actually a good idea and they probably earn a lot more money than me or you. I can only hope that the decision to put that abomination on air, eats away at their very soul until they can't take it anymore and have to kill everyone else in the office with a ukulele and a copy of Insurers Monthly.
So...you dont like it then
biggrin

viggyp

1,917 posts

134 months

Sunday 20th April 2014
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Nisa nicer, nicer Nisa.

Damn stupid, annoying piece a crap ad. Grrrrr.

menousername

2,106 posts

141 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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eastlmark said:
"most" car adverts these days that show someone stopping what they are doing just to watch in awe as a very ordinary hatchback drives slowly past. Are the public that gullible to think if they buy that non descript car others will give up a few seconds of their life to admire it as they drive by?
esp that guy with the huge beard driving a white people carrier - Vauxhall Mocha or something - and gets out and takes off his leather coat so he can be "different"

having a huge beard and a people carrier doesnt make you cool, leather jacket or not

Morningside

24,110 posts

228 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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BBC short of money eh? The Eastenders 'Advert'. Just ps off. I don't care who why or what. Plough the money into something else.

AlexRS2782

8,025 posts

212 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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The current Natwest advert with "Magic Mummy" banghead

24lemons

2,629 posts

184 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Saw an ad for Haribo last night where adults had toddlers voices dubbed over the top. Made me want to break something!
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