Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Blown2CV

28,786 posts

203 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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ranger90 said:
Blown2CV said:
I think the Audi ad is something to do with not conforming to the identikit aspirational status. Audis couldn't be more that, however. Weird.
I hate this advert with a passion,some completely knobby bloke saying things like presence and gravitas.

If I see someone in an a7 I just think grey man in a grey little suit, if this man starting spouting off in a meeting, I couldnt stifle a yawn.

It knocks this really nice brass steampunk style gramaphone off the table, with its weedy little spoiler, pathetic.

I would rather have the gramaphone to be honest.

Well at least it does me the favour of reminding me one car I dont want to own.
The irony is that the table is pushed over by the driver activated spoiler, which is the most vacuous poncy wker feature on modern cars. Basically everything that the ad is trying to protest the car is not.

JonRB

74,510 posts

272 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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I may be wrong, but isn't the stuff the record player that the Audi tips over saying stuff similar to the Jaguar advert? In which case, perhaps the advert is a dig at rivals Jaguar?

Lost soul

8,712 posts

182 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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JonRB said:
I may be wrong, but isn't the stuff the record player that the Audi tips over saying stuff similar to the Jaguar advert? In which case, perhaps the advert is a dig at rivals Jaguar?
scratchchin

Blown2CV

28,786 posts

203 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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JonRB said:
I may be wrong, but isn't the stuff the record player that the Audi tips over saying stuff similar to the Jaguar advert? In which case, perhaps the advert is a dig at rivals Jaguar?
surely if they wanted to do that they could just slate the poor quality feel and them being completely unreliable rather than silly intangible 'image' things, when Audi in fact probably has a far worse image problem.

Maldini35

2,913 posts

188 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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ranger90 said:
I hate this advert with a passion,some completely knobby bloke saying things like presence and gravitas.

If I see someone in an a7 I just think grey man in a grey little suit, if this man starting spouting off in a meeting, I couldnt stifle a yawn.
little grey men in little grey suits - you are clearly a cut above, you are a power player...

It sounds like you are exactly the sort of person Audi doesn't want to attract.







Edited by Maldini35 on Thursday 30th October 13:36

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

173 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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Maldini35 said:
ranger90 said:
I hate this advert with a passion,some completely knobby bloke saying things like presence and gravitas.

If I see someone in an a7 I just think grey man in a grey little suit, if this man starting spouting off in a meeting, I couldnt stifle a yawn.
little grey men in little grey suits - you are clearly a cut above, you are a power player...

It sounds like you are exactly the sort of person Audi doesn't want to attract.


Yeah but think how big and tough he felt typing that.rolleyes






Edited by Maldini35 on Thursday 30th October 13:36

JakeThePeg

4,076 posts

122 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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ranger90 said:
I hate this advert with a passion,some completely knobby bloke saying things like presence and gravitas.

If I see someone in an a7 I just think grey man in a grey little suit, if this man starting spouting off in a meeting, I couldnt stifle a yawn.

It knocks this really nice brass steampunk style gramaphone off the table, with its weedy little spoiler, pathetic.

I would rather have the gramaphone to be honest.

Well at least it does me the favour of reminding me one car I dont want to own.
And let me guess, you prefer Corsa's and Saxo's (Saxi?)

VictoriaYorks

974 posts

142 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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The Microsoft Siri phone ad - remind me it's my anniversary, remind me to buy roses rolleyes

But the way he says "oh wow" about the traffic update hurl

Blown2CV

28,786 posts

203 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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VictoriaYorks said:
The Microsoft Siri phone ad - remind me it's my anniversary, remind me to buy roses rolleyes

But the way he says "oh wow" about the traffic update hurl
Cortana but yes, same thing

Amirhussain

11,487 posts

163 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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The iphone6 and 6 plus adverts. Grrrr

VictoriaYorks

974 posts

142 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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Blown2CV said:
Cortana but yes, same thing
Yes, knew it wasn't Siri but couldn't remember the actual name I get so distracted by the awful voiceover laugh

matchmaker

8,483 posts

200 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Paddy Power. You really want a giant green pigeon to st on you? yuck

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Gold for the price of silver. punch


And that <random word> bingo advert that has a dancing dog with piss poor CGI.

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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JonRB said:
I may be wrong, but isn't the stuff the record player that the Audi tips over saying stuff similar to the Jaguar advert? In which case, perhaps the advert is a dig at rivals Jaguar?
Is it that deep? I thought it was as simple as 'for tts who can't reverse'.

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

173 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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matchmaker said:
Paddy Power. You really want a giant green pigeon to st on you? yuck
This one 100%, fking dreadful ad, especially the one where the daft bint goes to lick the ice cream after the pigeon sts on it.hurl

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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The guy eating a manly yoghurt to banish "the grumbler".

You can try what you like, but you will not make yoghurt a manly hunger-negating snack.

fathomfive

9,916 posts

190 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Trivago. Again.

nicanary

9,789 posts

146 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Johnnytheboy said:
The guy eating a manly yoghurt to banish "the grumbler".

You can try what you like, but you will not make yoghurt a manly hunger-negating snack.
+1.

It'd satisfy your hunger for all of 10 seconds. Wimmin food.

shakotan

10,684 posts

196 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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That wky Co-op advert.

"How serious do we take it? Pretty seriously actually!" whilst getting a fake tattoo.

Maldini35

2,913 posts

188 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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nicanary said:
Johnnytheboy said:
The guy eating a manly yoghurt to banish "the grumbler".

You can try what you like, but you will not make yoghurt a manly hunger-negating snack.
+1.

It'd satisfy your hunger for all of 10 seconds. Wimmin food.
Yep, this one got my goat when I saw it the other night.

It is a great example of really bad marketing.
If the brief is to get men eating yoghurt it will need a lot more than this.

- "The grumbler" is basically the awful Crazy Frog reborn, showing an appalling lack of imagination.
- It follows the usual formula e.g. Make sure we see that there are three blokes in the van - as if it was just two fellas we would all assume they were gay.(Which might put off some sexually insecure types)
- They haven't even changed the pot design. "Too expensive to change the tooling in the factory and we don't want to alienate our core female buyer" as some gimp would no doubt have said. Just make a TV ad showing a young bloke eating it and you'll change long held perceptions and eating habits overnight...

But what exactly does the Grumbler do? This cheeky chappie riding around on his motorbike isn't much of an irritation. So why the rush to sort him out. On a long journey with my 'not-gay' friends selfishly sleeping in the back whilst I drive, I'd welcome the diversion from the monotomy that a frog doing stunts on a motorbike would bring.

And when you do finally tire of the frogs antics and eat your girlie yoghurt, the Grumbler doesn't die or dissappear, he just starts riding a tricycle. What???!!

The whole thing is just such a monumental waste of time and money. Yet people were paid real money to develop this. Probably quite good money.
Really boils my P1SS


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