Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Maldini35

2,913 posts

188 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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Halmyre said:
Brian the fking Robot, I can barely remember which product he's advertising because now the adverts are all about Brian and his cybernetic chums. This is a more chilling prophecy of the future than Skynet ever was.
laugh

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

173 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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The John Lewis insurance one where the precocious little brat is dancing round the house knocking stuff over, just fking tell her to "pack it in and behave", like any normal parent would, not stand there with a smug grin on your face.

boobles

15,241 posts

215 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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berlintaxi said:
The John Lewis insurance one where the precocious little brat is dancing round the house knocking stuff over, just fking tell her to "pack it in and behave", like any normal parent would, not stand there with a smug grin on your face.
Just seen this one & have to agree how annoying it is.

Blown2CV

28,786 posts

203 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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Maldini35 said:
Halmyre said:
Brian the fking Robot, I can barely remember which product he's advertising because now the adverts are all about Brian and his cybernetic chums. This is a more chilling prophecy of the future than Skynet ever was.
laugh
i like jump on it though.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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Toyota Auris hybrid ad.

It has the same annoying American bloke from the car rental ads.

KP328

1,812 posts

195 months

Thursday 27th August 2015
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The Cesar dog food advert.

It's not the fact the security guard is fannying about when he is supposed to be working, it's the fact he is letting his mangy dog run riot through out the office, so when Debbie from accounts goes in to her office there will be a faint odor of dog food / dog farts and her chair will have a carpet of shedded dog hair over it.

droopsnoot

11,902 posts

242 months

Thursday 27th August 2015
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The new Vodafone ad. "If it's not an Iphone, it's not an Iphone". Thanks for that.

Teppic

7,345 posts

257 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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droopsnoot said:
The new Vodafone ad. "If it's not an Iphone, it's not an Iphone". Thanks for that.
It's not a Vodafone ad, it's an Apple one. Different operator logos appear at the end of it. You just managed to catch the one with the Vodafone logo.

VictoriaYorks

974 posts

142 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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Anthea - white jumpsuit - Turner on the Health Lottery ad nono

Randy Winkman

16,096 posts

189 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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Rostfritt said:
Citroen C1 advert where the guy jumps into a billboard so he can steal a car to impress a 14yo girl. Just seems a bit creepy and the music is annoying me.
He could have offered her a flipping lift instead of driving off grinning at her. Though I must admit, since she's about 14, that would be potentially more creepy.

hidetheelephants

24,198 posts

193 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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VictoriaYorks said:
Anthea - white jumpsuit - Turner on the Health Lottery ad nono
What kind of arse dreams this crap up? Talentless no-mark famous mainly for monetising her st wedding with a fking chocolate bar wearing Evel Kneivel's cast-off jump suit wittering about some tawdry tax on stupid people.

AlexRS2782

8,040 posts

213 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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NFU Mutual with their "Based on a true story" Derbyshire family and how they'd "...been hit really hard and couldn't stay..." by stormy weather and a local agent coming to their rescue.

Bluedot

3,582 posts

107 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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Any aftershave (or perfume ad), pretentious bks.
The current Hugo Boss one being the worst of the current bunch.

ManOfToday ffs

darren f

982 posts

213 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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Halmyre said:
Brian the fking Robot, I can barely remember which product he's advertising because now the adverts are all about Brian and his cybernetic chums. This is a more chilling prophecy of the future than Skynet ever was.
Very much this. I think it annoys me that it's another insurance comparison site jumping on the 'cute character to appeal to kids' marketing bandwagon, just like the bloody meerkats before them (... although the meerkats do have some comedic aspect to them I suppose). As for 'sign up and claim your free Brian toy...', oh just foxtrot-oscar will you mad.

Riley Blue

20,949 posts

226 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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AlexRS2782 said:
NFU Mutual with their "Based on a true story" Derbyshire family and how they'd "...been hit really hard and couldn't stay..." by stormy weather and a local agent coming to their rescue.
It makes me cringe (not just because I live in Chesterfield) but because of the mock sincerity of the script, something like, "...he arrived quickly as he was already on a call next door..." Utter bks!

AlexS

1,551 posts

232 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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Just caught one for an app called TV smiles which lets you watch ads and earn your smiles to make ad watching more enjoyable.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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VictoriaYorks said:
Anthea - white jumpsuit - Turner on the Health Lottery ad nono
THANK YOU THANK YOU !!
Thought it was just me. What an annoying load of crap. Mangy Monday tepid Tuesday etc
And its the foced jolliness of it all.
I half expect the yes car credit girl to pop up too
But then she does advertising the nutra bullet and I can kind of accept her. She knows its behind her shes gone all mumsy and stuff but Anthea still thinks the moment is hers

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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techiedave said:
VictoriaYorks said:
Anthea - white jumpsuit - Turner on the Health Lottery ad nono
THANK YOU THANK YOU !!
Thought it was just me. What an annoying load of crap. Mangy Monday tepid Tuesday etc
And its the foced jolliness of it all.
I half expect the yes car credit girl to pop up too
But then she does advertising the nutra bullet and I can kind of accept her. She knows its behind her shes gone all mumsy and stuff but Anthea still thinks the moment is hers
Quite apart from Anthea, what the hell's going on with all those rejects dancing about in between? What is this trying to tell me?

zetec

4,465 posts

251 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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As much as I try to dislike Anthea, I remember she made Tracy Island on Blue Peter, for that I can never hate her smile

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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Johnnytheboy said:
techiedave said:
VictoriaYorks said:
Anthea - white jumpsuit - Turner on the Health Lottery ad nono
THANK YOU THANK YOU !!
Thought it was just me. What an annoying load of crap. Mangy Monday tepid Tuesday etc
And its the foced jolliness of it all.
I half expect the yes car credit girl to pop up too
But then she does advertising the nutra bullet and I can kind of accept her. She knows its behind her shes gone all mumsy and stuff but Anthea still thinks the moment is hers
Quite apart from Anthea, what the hell's going on with all those rejects dancing about in between? What is this trying to tell me?
They are dancing in time to Anthea's dancing.
The less agile ones have been slowed down somewhat.
It is trying to tell you that dancing in a stupid way brings you joy and makes you happy.
Everyone wins !
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