Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[Dennis99]

DaveGoddard said:

The Pringles one where the guy is carefully making a dip for the two bints to dip their Pringles in, then turns round to find they have already scoffed them all. If I was him I'd have chucked the dip all over the ungrateful beyatches.

And where does she get that one in her right hand from at the end? We need to know!

[FourWheelDrift]

Advert trailer for Storage Hunters UK where they show you what the american auctioneer is actually saying, it's "shall i compare thee to a summer's day"

And if you look at his eyes he's having to use an idiot board to help him with the words.

[Antony Moxey]

I am train: baaa baaaaaaaah!

No, I am tw@t: waan kaaaaaaah!!!

[hidetheelephants]

Now Nicole Kidman is whoring herself for the fking meerkats, wearing a deranged expression and about an inch of make-up.

[The Hypno-Toad]

The Hypno-Toad said:

The latest one for one of the online gambling sites (can't remember which one.) which ends with all these customers sitting on sofas, getting offered cups of tea by 'staff members' who are dressed in blue polo shirts smiling patronising smiles. The place looks like a rest home for dementia patients, especially with one woman sat on the sofa, jiggling her arms up and down. Bizarre.

Now they're dancing round in a ring holding hands. Its like something out of The Wicker Man!

But while I'm here.....

The advert for topping up your electricity meter from your smartphone.

Right.
If you have an electricity meter it usually means you are on a restricted income, possibly even benefits. But then, at least you've got an IPhone and access to the internet for about £44.00 a month rather than set up a direct debit for your electric. Just have to hope you've charged it fully so you can still look at LOL cats and order a pizza the lights go out.

Sums up the UK in some respects perfectly at the moment. Some peoples priorities are seriously out of wack.

[Rostfritt]

The Hypno-Toad said:

The advert for topping up your electricity meter from your smartphone.

Right.
If you have an electricity meter it usually means you are on a restricted income, possibly even benefits. But then, at least you've got an IPhone and access to the internet for about £44.00 a month rather than set up a direct debit for your electric. Just have to hope you've charged it fully so you can still look at LOL cats and order a pizza the lights go out.

Sums up the UK in some respects perfectly at the moment. Some peoples priorities are seriously out of wack.

Not everyone with a key meter is on benefits, could be renting the place and be unable to get it upgraded to a proper meter. I don't trust this 'do everything with your smart phone' idea, batteries don't always last the day, so in the future you would then be stuck unable to pay for anything or even get a taxi home once it dies.

Also iPhones have been out for ages and can be found for not a huge amount 2nd hand, they are not just for those with plenty of disposable income any more.

It annoys me when people moan that Syrians are not real refugees because 'they have smart phones and nice clothes'. They are not fleeing poverty, they were living a comfortable life, then awful st started happening.

[Halmyre]

The Hypno-Toad said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

The latest one for one of the online gambling sites (can't remember which one.) which ends with all these customers sitting on sofas, getting offered cups of tea by 'staff members' who are dressed in blue polo shirts smiling patronising smiles. The place looks like a rest home for dementia patients, especially with one woman sat on the sofa, jiggling her arms up and down. Bizarre.

Now they're dancing round in a ring holding hands. Its like something out of The Wicker Man!

But while I'm here.....

The advert for topping up your electricity meter from your smartphone.

Right.
If you have an electricity meter it usually means you are on a restricted income, possibly even benefits. But then, at least you've got an IPhone and access to the internet for about £44.00 a month rather than set up a direct debit for your electric. Just have to hope you've charged it fully so you can still look at LOL cats and order a pizza the lights go out.

Sums up the UK in some respects perfectly at the moment. Some peoples priorities are seriously out of wack.

A clever attempt to make electricity charging meters look good to smartphone users, no?
"Wow, another thing I can do with my phone! Want."

[AlexRS2782]

All the Facebook "friends" ads, now including ones related to sports & the RWC, etc. Try paying your taxes rather than making stty adverts you tts.

Also the new Vauxhall On-Star advert with the neighbour brat giving a neighbour crap over his car and lack of "features" compared to his own dads car, and a hilariously ste dub to English language.

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Monday 12th October 22:38

[Europa1]

AlexRS2782 said:

All the Facebook "friends" ads, now including ones related to sports & the RWC, etc. Try paying your taxes rather than making stty adverts you tts.

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Monday 12th October 22:38

They are paying their taxes; it's the legislation that's at fault.

[DaveGoddard]

Antony Moxey said:

I am train: baaa baaaaaaaah!

No, I am tw@t: waan kaaaaaaah!!!

That ad would actually be quite funny if the moron didn't do that at the end.

[Zad]

It is probably a sign of the times, but that train advert just makes me think someone has mental health issues, and I'd be worried he was going to jump on the line.

[FourWheelDrift]

It's the 21st Century and we still have to put up with badly dubbed foreign adverts, Vauxhall OnStar I'm looking at you.

[J4CKO]

smithyithy said:

Radio adverts are so much worse though, I think because they don't have visuals, the audio has to be twice as irritating.

I was in a colleagues car the other day driving for a couple hours with Heart FM on - st adverts, st music, st presenters. I think I lost a few brain cells listening that tripe.

TRADE POOIINT, TRADE POOIINT....

Yes, absolutely, does that really appeal to tradesmen, matey matey blokey blokey geyserish bks to the more or less tune of Fat Les's "Vindaloo", is it advertising execs view of anyone who drives a van or are they really into that, same for any van advert, its all a bit st.

[J4CKO]

AlexRS2782 said:

iandc said:

Conian said:

+1. Don't you just wish the revolting kid would choke on the "not quite the right size for teddy" piece of chocolate.

Another advert that plays on the whole "kidz iz funz, they don't need 2 learn 2 speak proper innit".

"Teddy is very, very, very, not very well" was on the original advert when it was first broadcast last year. I noticed that the current version has been edited down to "Teddy is very not well", which is just as bad

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Monday 14th September 01:02

Ditto, this really annoys me, reminds me of "Spoilt bd" from Viz and they try and make it sound psuedo healthy and "Approved by mums", whatever the fk that means.

[Magog]

"Mini fist pump feeling"

[Richieboy3008]

'That feeling when you get to watch Made in Chelsea 48 hours early' - fk off!

The O2 advert with the cat and budgie are singing to each other- fk off!

The lie detector Toyota Auris advert- fk off!

Geezer, tweezer, sneezer, Deezer- fk off!

[Richieboy3008]

Those Brithish Gas adverts where the people have oversized heads. fk off!

Oral B GoPro, very annoying girls in it. fk off

[vxr8mate]

Richie, are you sat at home watching ads today?

[Richieboy3008]

I watch 4OD on the train, I exposed to those ads on a daily basis. You can't fast forward them, I have to sit and suffer!

'This is a crowd pleaser'- fk off

[BristolRich]

The McArthur Glen TV advert (maybe local to SW?) sounds like its being sung by Zed from Police Academy... just makes my teeth grind.

Ad - https://youtu.be/1Fl85eU7Eas