What car should I get post apocalypse?

What car should I get post apocalypse?

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Negative Creep

25,005 posts

228 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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G_T said:
Owain said:
how about one of these, still want a bit of prestige! although a NI Police Landy would be pretty awesome.
6.0 V12 twinturbo tdi! Great performance with diesel economy! (ish)

http://www.testdriven.co.uk/60-litre-twin-turbo-v1...

although it doens't look like it's out yet - still may be out in time for the apocolypse.



Will keep on thinking though
That is a good choice... Looks evil as well...

23 mpg of diesel though? Isn't that about the same as ~16/17mpg petrol? Horrendous economy, horrendous looks, torque aside performance isn't that good and will undoubtedly cost a fortune to purchase... It sounds like the sort of car that I would only want at the end of the world..

Edited by G_T on Thursday 8th January 15:01
No no no. If you have a breakdown with a horde of cannibalistic survivors bearing down on you, you don't want something you'll need to plug into a diagnostic machine. Defender or Hilux can be fixed with a flathead, cable ties and some WD40, so that's what you want. You'd probably want a station wagon so that you could fit a heavy machine gun or flamethrower on top.

Alternatively, convert a bus as per Dawn of the Dead



Edited by Negative Creep on Thursday 8th January 16:09

The Tea Boy

4,129 posts

236 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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cant belive no one has yet suggested........
















MX5


hehe

A.J.M

7,938 posts

187 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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300tdi engined landrover defender. Most likely a 110 as well.

No electrics to go wrong. simple to work on and can run on veg oil easily.

Mount a big gun on it and drive around like rambo blowing chav's heads off.

Remember they will be after the same food as you so get rid of them to help your supplies thumbup:

Could we have a PH clan to keep safe in?

Aubrey

1,155 posts

197 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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The Tea Boy said:
cant belive no one has yet suggested........


Chipped 335D.
EFA biggrin

G_T

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16,160 posts

191 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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JamesM said:
This aught to show the Tracksuit wearing undead whos boss. a couple of co ordinated strikes with your mates and the job's a goodun


and you could use this just for the banter



but with this mounted on the roof

I like your thinking but I can't help but think that tactical nuclear strikes within your own countries border might make things much worse. You're forgetting that with the radioactive fallout you'd also increase the incidence of giant mutant creatures.

RS6 with a mounted machine gun is a good idea though (GPMG FTW). That's my final decision.

robm3

4,930 posts

228 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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A.J.M said:
Could we have a PH clan to keep safe in?
I like the sounds of that THE PH SILVERSTONE CITY, the Defender/Ex military bunch out getting the fuel/protecting the boundary, WAGS harvesting and preparing food and the rest of us on a rota to get the quickest lap times in my Ultima GTR and all the other interesting cars we have....



Edited by robm3 on Thursday 8th January 16:30

AlfaFoxtrot

407 posts

199 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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I like the Hilux idea, with a suitably sized Gatling on the back.

Or a Prius for it's in town stealth ability?

Callan.T89

8,422 posts

194 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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I'de keep hold of this:



We've even already had it camoflaged and Mad Max'd up:



Nissan D21 2.3D, had it's own fridge and BBQ built in as well as an invertor for power, you'de never need to get out (except for a poo).

we've even been practising our Mad Max skills.




Mars

8,735 posts

215 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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I'm torn between this (as already mentioned):



And something like these:






The Bowler is fast enough to evade the underclasses, and will be relatively light returning "reasonable" distances between fillups.

The monsters will go anywhere, you can live in them, and they will run off just about any fuel you can think of. You can house lots of other "normal" people inside with bg guns, to stave off the looneys while you fill up with juice.


RobCrezz

7,892 posts

209 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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X5 with the 3.0 twin turbo diesel lump, big bull bars, Decent tyres that will work on and off road.


Or some sort of Land cruiser.

G_T

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16,160 posts

191 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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I get the feeling I've not only just created a rift between the middleclass PHers and the wider community but I've also opened discussions on military vehicles we should use against them. I imagine it's only a matter of time before Mi5/6 storm the office...

Oh well... Viva la revolution!

Also I wouldn't want to live in a tank when I can have a well kitted out manson to hold out in. Have you never seen 28 days later? That worked out pretty well for them if I remember rightly...

DAVEVO9

3,469 posts

268 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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S3 Alex

767 posts

193 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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MX-5






Sorry, it's the third page of a 'what car...' thread and no-ones mentioned it.

BlueCello

6,225 posts

208 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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As the film Doomsday alread proved, it's one of these:


Owain

1,617 posts

198 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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The Tea Boy said:
cant belive no one has yet suggested........
















MX5


hehe
S3 Alex said:
MX-5






Sorry, it's the third page of a 'what car...' thread and no-ones mentioned it.
Too Late wink

S3 Alex

767 posts

193 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Damn!

Baffled Spoon

5,250 posts

195 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Brabus Unimog. Because there's no point roughing it and quilted leather is nice and it has a 4 ton payload (for carrying tins of beans and stuff).

richyb

4,615 posts

211 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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UNIMOG!

S3 Alex

767 posts

193 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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That is very cool!

Mars

8,735 posts

215 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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From here: http://www.f1-67.com

I have been introduced to this:



I think this would be a perfect post apocalyptic car, given that there would be no rules preventing you from using it on the roads.

I **so** want one of these right now. Go and look at the spec.cloud9