Test for Dementia

[ianash]

A easy way to waste 5 minutes.



Test for Dementia
B< /B>elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately! .

Let's find out just how clever you really are...



First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

















Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take her or his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are... ?



















Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?

















Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it..



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?


&nbs p;
Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right...
Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the=2 0fifth daughter?







Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

</ SPAN>

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?















He just has to open his mouth and ask.
It's really very simple. Like you!





& nbsp;





KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!

[mybrainhurts]

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[Los Palmas 7]

ianash said:

A easy way to waste 5 minutes.

You owe me.

[ALawson]

If you had dementia then you wouldn't have an accurate concept of 5 mins!

[Muntu]

1998 wants its email back

[ianash]

Oops, not popular then

[crofty1984]

That's been around since god were a lad.

[Los Palmas 7]

ianash said:

Oops, not popular then

Would have been more appropriate in the Sean Connery thread, but even there it would still have been as old as the hills and as crap as, well, crap.

[ianash]

crofty1984 said:

That's been around since god were a lad.

It must be my dementia. I promise not to make these types of post in future.

[sleep envy]

OP, I've got a picture of a knob painted on a roof - do you want to see it?

[crofty1984]

ianash said:

crofty1984 said:

That's been around since god were a lad.

It must be my dementia. I promise not to make these types of post in future.

OK, I'll not have you whipped this time.

[Jasandjules]

Surely if you had dementia then you wouldn't remember why you were doing the quiz and would wander off and do something else, never completing it??

[ianash]

sleep envy said:

OP, I've got a picture of a knob painted on a roof - do you want to see it?

Let me refer you to a newly started thread - How many times will the "60 ft dick" appear?

[Los Palmas 7]

Jasandjules said:

Surely if you had dementia then you wouldn't remember why you were doing the quiz and would wander off and do something else, never completing it??

Twenty past four.

[sleep envy]

ianash said:

sleep envy said:

OP, I've got a picture of a knob painted on a roof - do you want to see it?

Let me refer you to a newly started thread - How many times will the "60 ft dick" appear?

this one?

[Cara Van Man]

sleep envy said:

ianash said:

sleep envy said:

OP, I've got a picture of a knob painted on a roof - do you want to see it?

Let me refer you to a newly started thread - How many times will the "60 ft dick" appear?

this one?

You, eeeerm, cock?

[Balmoral Green]

I don't get it? surely everyone just reads it, answers the questions, then wonders WTF was that all about? How can anyone get any of them wrong? I know there are a lot of stupid people about, but even that insults their intelligence.

[snowy slopes]

Dementia? i dont have it, but i remember when all this were fields and trees!

[Simpo Two]

Here's a test for dementia:

'When are you coming back?'

'Tomorrow'

'When are you coming back?'

Repeat until you give up and leave.

[RDMcG]

I never saw it before and I aooarently have advanced dementia. The test ruined my happiness.