RE: Limerick Competition

[JSG]

There was a young chap called Trevor,
Who thought "to build a car would be clever",
"If I use a V8,
that'd be great,
and people will buy 'em for ever"

Cheers,
JSG.

[stig]

There once was a truck from Dundee,
That drove straight into a tree,
The result was much shorter,
So Porsche went and bought 'er,
And they now call it an SUV.

[stig]

There was a young chap from Andover,
Who was proud of his Max Powered Nova,
No good to race,
But wikkid drum and bass,
(Best pushed over white cliffs at Dover).