Not all bad, them Porsche drivers

[plewis66]

Behind an 02 911 on the motorway this morning, in slow traffic.
As I pass him, he smiles and nods. Rare in itself, but then as he passed me again, he had his window down, listening to my 'zorst

[Gerry Attrick]

My wife was teaching Shakespeare to a girl, called Portia, at school. After a while some of the other girls pointed out that she was named after the heroine in the play. To the amazement of the class she said she thought her dad had named her after his new car!

[dickymint]

When I was a kid I overheard my Dad telling my Mother they were getting a Porch. I was gutted when it turned out to be a 9'11" extension on the house!!!

[danny hoffman]

This wedge owner drives a 911 (but only when it's raining)

[father ted]

when i had a 911 ,it was the only time (no,honest) that i was called a 'banker'....or that's what it sounded like????.....now people seem to smile or even wave at me (probably to tell me something has fallen off ).....
seriously ,if you want a reliable 'built like a panzer tank' fuel efficient supercar that doesn't cost the world to service/run (29 MPG 3.2 eng) buy a Porsche...if you want aching faced grin fun ...buy a wedge