i hate cerbera's

[parker]

cerbera's are taking over my life and i haven't even bought one yet (just waiting for those divorce papers to come through)it's the last thing i think of before i sleep and its the first thing i think about when i wake up, then before i know it i'm on the internet AGAIN staring at the beautiful curves of the beast (WHO NEEDS PORN, NOT ME ANYMORE I TELL YA!)I guess what i'm asking for is-when i buy one will this mad obsession i have now, become worse?? won't i ever need the love of a good woman? will i find myself staring out of the window at it as the days and weeks go by?
i only hate them a little bit buts thats only because i haven't got one yet and i'm jealous.

[p7ulg]

parker said:

won't i ever need the love of a good woman?

You can forget about women you won't be able to afford them when you start to run a cerbera

[olly]

It will get better, but only slightly.... You'll find you start doing stupid things once you get one, like driving 40miles just to go & get a paper !

[K1 CERB]

And the Bottle Bank gets further away!.....You know you need one!


K1 CERB

[davetherave1970]

I just did a 30 mile round trip to post a letter. Nearest post box is 0.75 mile round trip.
Got to be mad.

[p7ulg]

It gets worse I have have pulled up at the garage doors before and decided to have one more trip round the block,the long way round of course

[gdm_391]

Funny but when I take the T5 to the station on those cold dark wet mornings, after a hard days slog it takes about 7 minutes and I cover about 4 miles on my way home at night. When I take the Cerbie on those glorious sunny mornings, it still takes 7 minutes but the mileage is nearer 10 miles - somethin' else to get fixed next time its in......