Marriage

[ocean1]

After a fantastic drive today I proposed to Fluffy (my Cerb), and she said yes!, well actually she said vroom vroom!, which I took to mean the same thing. All I need now is a church door big enough to take her, she wants the full works white wedding. Come on admit it wouldnt many of you marry your TVRs if they were girls?

Ocean1

[Nick P]

I'm a bigamist already

[jigs]

and I'm a smaller fog.

[greeny]

would you really want to spoil the fun you have with your mistress by marrying her? Thats assuming she can wash iron and cook.
Now where's that male chauvinist pig icon?

[Mrs Fish]

Closest I could find

[tvrgaas]

The optimax goes in the car - you're not meant to drink it!

[simpo two]

Unfortunately my Griff is a boy, and I'm not that kind of chap, IYKWIM. But I do agree that cars are infinitely more reliable than female personages of the alternative gender. Like, they don't turn up int he morning and confess they've been in someone else's garage

Lock 'em and leave 'em!

[greeny]

Mrs Fish said:

Closest I could find

Thanks Mrs Fish, I'll keep that for future use. Now leave that keyboard alone and get back to the kitchen sink where you belong!!!

[jigs]

Surely you mean 'get back into the kitchen sink where you belong'?

or better still the aquarium.

>> Edited by jigs on Sunday 30th November 01:41

[RAW-SEWedge]

A little of Subject but good to see you’ve kept the Cerb’ Nick. I for one would have missed seeing Fluffy around from time to time

[mike s]

jigs said:

Surely you mean 'get back into the kitchen sink where you belong'?

They let Women vote these days too!

[andyfitz]

Last weekend,

My very dear friend got married!! The fact that he got married would clearly lead you to believe that over recent times (1 year minimum time to plan a wedding) he was was not in full possesion of his faculties, although nomination of me as best man would leave you in no doubt whatsoever.
Rest assured I brought this to his attention during my speech!

Ok you are all saying what has this got to do with anything TVR?! Well methinks £28K would go a very long way to getting you a rather nice one with many an hour less hassle. Well almost!

And if you can afford both?! Well at least your wife will know it's not because you have a small penis!

[cosmoschick]

My Trev's definitely not a girl He's big, butch, handsome, exciting, fast, powerful and satisfying...so I guess that makes him more suited to being a lover than husband!!! Afterall, I wouldn't find a married man fitting ANY of that criteria that's for sure He's sooooo much fun, fuN, fUN, FUN

He can't load the dishwasher though but then that's what husbands are for

See ya, I'm off for another dangerous liaison...

[yellow peril]

Keeping the Cerb....


Great stuff Nick...


...//P//

[MR2dave]

jigs said:

and I'm a smaller fog.

[cosmoschick]

Yep...another perfect one-liner that can ONLY be delivered smoothly by jigs