I want to become Police Man like Mungo!

[chassis]

I have read very much on this site and now I am becoming interested in joining police.
It is true they drive many car and have good money no?
I have am now looking at application to become police person.
I might be a friend of Mungo and drive car together!

[Mr E]

I'm sure Mungo would welcome your company and sparkling conversation.

How's your little project coming along?

[chassis]

My car is not much more tuned since I need more money to tune.
Police seem to have much more money than me so I will join them.

[danger mouse]

I am you hoping you are to have a much merry christmas Snr Chassis!

It is a long time since we are hearing you write to us here.

As long you are keeping your hands off my sister, we can be still friends.... yes/no? She was with a police man for a force application only this last night.


Mus

[Apache]

chassis said:

My car is not much more tuned since I need more money to tune. Police seem to have much more money than me so I will join them.

mmmn, they seem to be getting it from us though chassis

[ScoobyZoom]

i'm sure mungo will put a word in for you sir....

i have heard some police forces have an esprit turbo... perhaps find out which one and join them

[chassis]

I am looking at Sussex Police to become officer since this is local to me.
I like Ford Focus as well so maybe if I become driver I can drive one.
It would be super and I like blue clothes as well.

[burriana500]

"I WANT TO BECOME POLICE MAN LIKE MUNGO!"

What? you want to be 5"8, slightly thinning at the sides but somehow mysteriously irresistable to women?



you can pay me later Matt

[ScoobyZoom]

what about hats C?

[chassis]

The hat does not look so nice for me.
Maybe I can have a different shape like a cap.

[raceboy]

ScoobyZoom said:

i have heard some police forces have an esprit turbo... perhaps find out which one and join them

[ScoobyZoom]

chassis said:

The hat does not look so nice for me. Maybe I can have a different shape like a cap.

what about a beret? that might be fetching...

Burriana - nicely dug out of that hole there mate..

[chassis]

This lotus look so nice.
Maybe I can drive focus and after a few day go onto Lotus.
I am now filling in application on internet.
Some question are quite difficult this is first test no?

[raceboy]

chassis said:

This lotus look so nice. Maybe I can drive focus and after a few day go onto Lotus.

Or you could always ask for one of these......

[chassis]

So we can be friend together when I pass police test?
What do they do at test to see you are good or not?
Do I need to play with handcuff first or do they teach you when you go to test at HQ?

[ScoobyZoom]

any difficult questions bud, post em up we'll help... it must be some sort of screening process to weed out those not worthy...

if you dont get in how about a carear in BMW up in birmingham... you get nice company cars..

[Deester]

"Hey chassis, its me Mungo!"

[chassis]

No I have BMX a much smaller one

>> Edited by chassis on Friday 19th December 16:58

[Graham.J]

raceboy said:

chassis said: This lotus look so nice. Maybe I can drive focus and after a few day go onto Lotus. Or you could always ask for one of these......

Nice, but why does he have one of those reflective strips on his forehead

[burriana500]

Deester said:

"Hey chassis, its me Mungo!"

Knowing Mungo the Chief Super'll probably be a woman and he'll end up getting both her and the car