RE: Caravan Club Splashes Out

RE: Caravan Club Splashes Out

Friday 8th March 2002

Caravan Club Splashes Out

Half a million quid promoting itself


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adee

Original Poster:

33 posts

278 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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No mention of the £££s spent in body shop repairs from the accidents behind them
... or overheated engine repairs from the queues following them at 13mph
... or the extra cigarettes smoked to calm the frustration
...!!!

Roadrunner

2,690 posts

268 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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How sad are those muppets that stay in caravans? What's wrong with a B&B if you can't stetch to a half decent hotel? You sad tossers! Get a life and get off the road!

mr_tony

6,328 posts

270 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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If they can afford to spend that much, why don't they go somwhere nice rather than sit in a tin can in a layby in dorset? I'll never understand...

flasher

9,238 posts

285 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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w***ers the lot of em. A caravan costs between £10 and £30 grand. You could go to the carribean/anywhere in the world that is nice for ten years for that kind of money What kind of saddo pays all that money just to holiday here, in England, in the p*ssing rain???
Caravans should be banned.Their owners should be shot, and the desire to holiday in a caravan (except abroad) should be dealt with as a prison sentence.....

Not that I'm bothered really.....

>> Edited by flasher on Friday 8th March 17:23

daern

23 posts

266 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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So speak those who do not know what they talk of...

I am 26 and am a caravanner. I've done it since I was a kid, but now I am an adult I choose to do it. I do most of my touring in the west coast of Scotland, where the quiet roads, beautiful scenery and generally peaceful surroundings make for more relaxing holidays than traditional sun-seeker packages.

I am afraid that I don't like hotels...I do enough of that with work, and canvas camping is something i can't really live with. Caravanning seems a good middle ground. I don't caravan for cost reasons either.

When driving solo, I probably get more annoyed than anyone by an inconsiderate caravanner, who insists on maintaining his queue of cars for miles and miles, 'cos I know what a bad press it gives the rest of us and, yes, quite a few are old buggers who shouldn't be allowed to ride a bike, yet alone tow a 2 ton caravan.

...but people who have never tried it, however, can **** right off...they have no right to comment without first hand experience ;-)

(BTW, I tow my '00 Abbey Chorus with a 206 GTi, so it's pretty rare that I bother anyone on the road...I'm usually stuck behind other people!)

MattC

266 posts

276 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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(Blimey, what a first post!)

OK, I have just one question for our new (and eccentric) member:
What is it you don't like about hotels, assuming you can afford them? I am genuinely curious!

(As someone else said, cheap B&Bs seem so much more appealing. But horses for courses etc...)

raceboy

13,110 posts

281 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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Not that I'm defending Caravans, but I'm looking forward to having the comforts of a MotorHome at this years Le Mans, wave to us as you go past!

flasher

9,238 posts

285 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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So speak those who do not know what they talk of...



I do know what I talk of. I have had the misfortune of working in Cornwall for six months and spending hours stuck behind tossers like you who are too tight or too scared to fly to sunshine. For every day of the six months I spent down there it rained. Beautiful place to see, shite to go on Holiday, especially in a two wheeled contraption, designed for a gypsy.


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I am 26 and am a caravanner.


You poor bastard, you have my deepest sympathy!!

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When driving solo, I probably get more annoyed than anyone by an inconsiderate caravanner, who insists on maintaining his queue of cars for miles and miles,


Then why on earth do you own one, you hypocrite??


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...but people who have never tried it, however, can **** right off...they have no right to comment without first hand experience ;-)


I can comment on what I like you muppet. It's called a forum not a mutual appreciation society. I hate caravanners, If you dont like it, tough. Find a website that caters for saddos who like caravans. Have you tried the samaritans???



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(BTW, I tow my '00 Abbey Chorus with a 206 GTi, so it's pretty rare that I bother anyone on the road...I'm usually stuck behind other people!)



Rest assured, you will never,ever find yourself stuck behind me....

flasher

9,238 posts

285 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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daern

anagram- a nerd !!!

That's the most I've laughed since benno told me the gearbox was shagged on his Porsche

GreenV8S

30,208 posts

285 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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Phew, somebodies in a bad mood today? Lighten up guys! No need to get personal is there?

daern

23 posts

266 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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Nothing like controversy

I don't like hotels 'cos I don't like living on top of other people. It's nothing to do with not wanting to go abroad (I've just come back from Skiing in France...no caravan there, too bloody cold) or not liking the sun; I just like the peace and quiet of not having hundreds of people sharing your immediate vicinity.

There is *nothing* better than waking up looking over a clean, beautiful beach in Scotland on a sunny morning, with noone else for 10 miles in any direction...and you still have a fridge, oven and decent roof (very important in Scotland!)

Admit it, it doesn't sound so bad and if you have a decent car to tow the thing about, it's very little/no inconvenience to yourself or any other road users. It's pillocks towing 2 ton 'vans with a 1300 Auto Maxi that clog up the roads. Not to mention pensioners, learner drivers, buses...

Each to their own, I say...

mel

10,168 posts

276 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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Well atleast caravans don't shit in the road ! No stop it I mustn't I've been told.

Do the caravan club have any forums ?? Only joking

superflid

2,254 posts

266 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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Sorry boys (kids?) but I am another caravan user who likes to stop when and where I like and don't need a replacement mum to make my bed and cook my breakfast when I am away from home.
As for being scared to fly, I'll meet you on The Cuillin (Thats some big mountains in Scotland) and see if you can take some real danger instead of frightening some old Doris in Macdonalds car park.
Anyway, with all these superfast cars you seem to have, how come you can get stuck behind a 13mph roadblock?

JMorgan

36,010 posts

285 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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Best place I saw a caravan was demolision derby on top gear

CarZee

13,382 posts

268 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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Anyway, with all these superfast cars you seem to have, how come you can get stuck behind a 13mph roadblock?
LMFAO

We've been horse & hounded by f**ing caravanners ...

superflid

2,254 posts

266 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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Forgot to mention, I used to work building caravans(for Adolf Hitler,I think) I love to see em smashed up as well!

JMorgan

36,010 posts

285 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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Anyone who drives a trailer (over a certain size)/caravan should have a seperate test. Loading and manovering seems a problem for most of them. I drive a lot for work and speak as I see.

>> Edited by JMorgan on Friday 8th March 22:01

superflid

2,254 posts

266 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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Since they changed the rules about 3 years ago on classes of vehicle you are allowed to drive after passing your test, you do need to take a test for towing large trailers, about time too.

CarZee

13,382 posts

268 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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To be honest, I can see the appeal of holidaying in the UK and I can wholly associate with anerd's desire to have the "peace and quiet of not having hundreds of people sharing your immediate vicinity" ..

BUT

There's no way that it's physically possible to drive at a sensible speed with a caravan on your arse, so whether you've got a Maxi or a 206 or a LandCruiser, YOU ARE STILL IN THE WAY !!!!

We can't see round your caravan to overtake. It wobbles about and looks like it's about to fall over when you go round bends and you can't reverse the bloody things...

Have a static caravan. Put it in place with a helicopter. Rent a cottage. Whatever... just GET YOUR CARAVAN OUT OF THE F***ING WAY !!

JMorgan

36,010 posts

285 months

Friday 8th March 2002
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How large? And what does the test entail? Not having read the highway code for a while (shame on me).