Misheard song lyrics - "Calling Cheryl Baker"

[Alfanatic]

The Offspring - Smash:

I heard "I'm not in training, ae".
Apparently it's "I'm not a trendy ae"

The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight is a great one. They had a radio competition in SA when that song was on the charts, a prize for the first person who could get the lyrics right. Nobody won!

[JonRB]

"This ain't a scene it's a goddamn arse-face" - Fall Out Boy

"A loaded God complex, C**k eating bullet" - Fall Out Boy again

"Cattle fornication" - Red Hot Chili Peppers

"Can't stop the ferrets when they need food" - Red Hot Chili Peppers

And the all time classic...

"Sue Lawley! Sue Lawley! Sue Lawly!" - The Police

Edited by JonRB on Wednesday 26th August 13:38

[JonRB]

And the opposite of a misheard lyric...

For years I thought it was funny that the Destiny's Child song "bootilicious" had a lyric that sounded like "I don't think you're read for this jelly". I was quite upset when I found out that really is the lyric.

[brum]

"Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard" - Queen Bohemian Rhapsody

[JakeR]

JonRB said:

"Cattle fornication" - Red Hot Chili Peppers

especially as the chilis were dreaming of it

[brum]

Burnham said:

bazking69 said:

Tori Amos - Professional widow.

Its gotta be pig.

I thought it was "He's gotta big dick"

Followed by "I wanna put it close to my lips"

[TheEnd]

Ducktales, misheard in Finnish...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7uBFMf-XiE

Morphine makes the holy known!
Uncle Lina!
Eyeing up 'n down that sappy nun!
Uncle Lina!
I'm going to stroke it,
Your arms are broken!
(chorus)
Uncut! Ohh!
Hoot all you, and an anus? Aha!
Uncut! Ohh!
Your school's stupid, your school's Baha!
Uncut! Ohh!

If I'm not avail, you Taco Nazi,
Look around and count on Lassie!
Knit and Dance and BAKE A CAKE OH!



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[Benni]

"what is that little las day lan doe badakadagadaga doo doo day a doe"

I always thought it was " doo doo day lan doo"

[brum]

TheEnd said:

Ducktales, misheard in Finnish...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7uBFMf-XiE

Morphine makes the holy known!
Uncle Lina!
Eyeing up 'n down that sappy nun!
Uncle Lina!
I'm going to stroke it,
Your arms are broken!
(chorus)
Uncut! Ohh!
Hoot all you, and an anus? Aha!
Uncut! Ohh!
Your school's stupid, your school's Baha!
Uncut! Ohh!

If I'm not avail, you Taco Nazi,
Look around and count on Lassie!
Knit and Dance and BAKE A CAKE OH!

That is THE funniest.

[mp3manager]

K.D. Lang - Can't stand gravy

[Alfanatic]

brum said:

TheEnd said:

Ducktales, misheard in Finnish...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7uBFMf-XiE

Morphine makes the holy known!
Uncle Lina!
Eyeing up 'n down that sappy nun!
Uncle Lina!
I'm going to stroke it,
Your arms are broken!
(chorus)
Uncut! Ohh!
Hoot all you, and an anus? Aha!
Uncut! Ohh!
Your school's stupid, your school's Baha!
Uncut! Ohh!

If I'm not avail, you Taco Nazi,
Look around and count on Lassie!
Knit and Dance and BAKE A CAKE OH!

That is THE funniest.

Sounds like something Jim Morrison would have written.

Or Live.

[Zod]

The Clash - Ptarmigan

[Meeja]

I believe in miracles..... wear your bra, you sexy thing

Hot Chocolate "You Sexy Thing"


Don't give up.... no reason to be a st

Peter Gabriel/Kate Bush "Don't Give Up"

[JonRB]

"Take my picture. Smack my bh up"

Real Lyric: Change my pitch up. Smack my bh up.

Prodigy; Smack My bh Up

[Alfanatic]

Just had one right now! Busy singing "Aaaaaah American wasteland" in my head where INXS's Michael Hutchence, God rest his soul, would have been singing "I'm elegantly wasted".

Also, back when I was at school, a classmate asked me if I had Simple Mind's track "Promised you America" (Promised you a miracle).

EDIT: Thought of another one! I heard a really unusual song on the radio which I liked so much I listened for the title and artist, then went straight to the nearest record shop and asked if they had the new album by Lori Amos.

Edited by Alfanatic on Friday 4th September 18:16

[Mr Gearchange]

The Prodigy - Out of Space

The actual Lyric: "I'll take your brain to another dimension - pay close attention"
What I heard: "I'll take your brain to another dimension - hey close the kitchen"

This is what I have been thinking since about 1994 - I only found out the actual lyrics last week.

[Muzzlehatch]

Plotloss said:

All I've gotta do is butter my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend.

I think you'll find it's "I've lost my tooth and now I'm ready for the weekend"

[RedYellowGreen]

''another council tenency''
''and other c t like tendencys''




Not my words but those of Dave Mustaine the lead singer/guitarist in Megadeth in their cover of the sex pistols anarchy in the uk.

Edited by RedYellowGreen on Monday 7th September 17:24

[JonRB]

Muzzlehatch said:

Plotloss said:

All I've gotta do is butter my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend.

I think you'll find it's "I've lost my tooth and now I'm ready for the weekend"

I thought it was "Oooh, I'm gonna buy shoes and I'm ready for the weekend". Which sounds about right to me (yay new shoes).

But it seems it's actually "Oooh, I put on my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend" which doesn't sound half as fun.

[Muzzlehatch]

That reminds me. Lenny Kravitz:

"The mole is on the run (Moley's on the runnnnnnn)"