Classic from the Mrs!
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I was told by someone that.....'oh you know such abodys wife is a real serious vegitarian,he loves his steak but she has this little hammer and beats the c##p out of the steak before she cooks it she hates meat that much'.
Driving to a job one day with a real cock end of a lad,proper know it all (not),it was when VW had brought out their TFSI/FSI range of engines,we were behind a Golf FSI and someone asked what the FSI stood for,billy big mouth pipes up 'oh I know,I know, it means full service history.
An apprentice we had for a while thought Land Rovers had flaps below the windscreen so soldiers could poke their guns out and shoot the enemy.
Driving to a job one day with a real cock end of a lad,proper know it all (not),it was when VW had brought out their TFSI/FSI range of engines,we were behind a Golf FSI and someone asked what the FSI stood for,billy big mouth pipes up 'oh I know,I know, it means full service history.
An apprentice we had for a while thought Land Rovers had flaps below the windscreen so soldiers could poke their guns out and shoot the enemy.
stanthebiker said:
callmedave said:
Me: no, aposable, means it can move in a different direction to your fingers
Her: il just say disposable, people will know what I mean....
Just so long as neither of you says "opposable"... Her: il just say disposable, people will know what I mean....
MacW said:
stanthebiker said:
callmedave said:
Me: no, aposable, means it can move in a different direction to your fingers
Her: il just say disposable, people will know what I mean....
Just so long as neither of you says "opposable"... Her: il just say disposable, people will know what I mean....
Not the Mrs but a girl at work, who was telling us a story about when she was a kid...
Girl at work: Dad used to catch Ferrets and hang them up on the porch so we could eat them for dinner.
Me: Do you mean Pheasant?
Girl at work: Oh yeah! Ferrets are the ones that look kind of like a skinny Ox?
Me: Do you mean Otters?
Girl at work: Yeah the ones that build dams...
I literally gave up at this point, I almost said 'simples' just to confuse her a little more
Girl at work: Dad used to catch Ferrets and hang them up on the porch so we could eat them for dinner.
Me: Do you mean Pheasant?
Girl at work: Oh yeah! Ferrets are the ones that look kind of like a skinny Ox?
Me: Do you mean Otters?
Girl at work: Yeah the ones that build dams...
I literally gave up at this point, I almost said 'simples' just to confuse her a little more
Tyy said:
Not the Mrs but a girl at work, who was telling us a story about when she was a kid...
Girl at work: Dad used to catch Ferrets and hang them up on the porch so we could eat them for dinner.
Me: Do you mean Pheasant?
Girl at work: Oh yeah! Ferrets are the ones that look kind of like a skinny Ox?
Me: Do you mean Otters?
Girl at work: Yeah the ones that build dams...
I literally gave up at this point, I almost said 'simples' just to confuse her a little more
Girl at work: Dad used to catch Ferrets and hang them up on the porch so we could eat them for dinner.
Me: Do you mean Pheasant?
Girl at work: Oh yeah! Ferrets are the ones that look kind of like a skinny Ox?
Me: Do you mean Otters?
Girl at work: Yeah the ones that build dams...
I literally gave up at this point, I almost said 'simples' just to confuse her a little more
Quality!
Tyy said:
Not the Mrs but a girl at work, who was telling us a story about when she was a kid...
Girl at work: Dad used to catch Ferrets and hang them up on the porch so we could eat them for dinner.
Me: Do you mean Pheasant?
Girl at work: Oh yeah! Ferrets are the ones that look kind of like a skinny Ox?
Me: Do you mean Otters?
Girl at work: Yeah the ones that build dams...
I literally gave up at this point, I almost said 'simples' just to confuse her a little more
Girl at work: Dad used to catch Ferrets and hang them up on the porch so we could eat them for dinner.
Me: Do you mean Pheasant?
Girl at work: Oh yeah! Ferrets are the ones that look kind of like a skinny Ox?
Me: Do you mean Otters?
Girl at work: Yeah the ones that build dams...
I literally gave up at this point, I almost said 'simples' just to confuse her a little more
Admin Girl at work gives us some howlers...."Name a country beginning with Zambia", "How do you know if you've got an outside tap?", "Is homicide gay murder?" are a few of them....
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