Classic from the Mrs!

[SpeckledJim]

Silver Smudger said:

Hooli said:

Nom de ploom said:

chuck a slug of brandy in it....

a while ago whilst listening to the classified results the team from Wales "Nowy Cefn Druids" was announced to which my wife said "who? The fafawy chewits?"

to which I said (whilst trying to control the car) "yes love, the "fafawy chewits" they play in a funny place called wales..."

so to this day she looks out for the "fafawy chewits" scores....

wimmin, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.

Assuming you can understand this, as you are ROFLing - Could you help with the translation?

(welsh) multiplied by (woman) = deeply unfathomable.

[Hooli]

Silver Smudger said:

Hooli said:

Nom de ploom said:

chuck a slug of brandy in it....

a while ago whilst listening to the classified results the team from Wales "Nowy Cefn Druids" was announced to which my wife said "who? The fafawy chewits?"

to which I said (whilst trying to control the car) "yes love, the "fafawy chewits" they play in a funny place called wales..."

so to this day she looks out for the "fafawy chewits" scores....

wimmin, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.

Assuming you can understand this, as you are ROFLing - Could you help with the translation?

Not really, but it's reminded me of the amount of misheard words that become the norm between myself & my missus.

[Adenauer]

Last night after returning from having my hair cut.

Daughter 1
'Looks good, Dad, you remind me of someone?'

Me
'A better looking version of Bill Gates, or maybe a young George Clooney?'

Daughter 1
'Who's Bill Gates?'

Me
'Really, really really? muwahahahaha'

Wife chirps in, shouting
'I'm going to check my APPLE iPad for any messages'

Daughter 1
'Huh?'

Wife
'Now I'm going to play some music with my APPLE iPod on my APPLE docking station'

Daughter 1
'Huh?'

Daughter 2 and I are now looking at eachother, grinning.

Wife
'If I had an APPLE Mac I'd be looking at that as well'

Daughter 1
'Huh?'

Daughter 2
'Mum, you do know who Bill Gates is, right?'

Wife
'Oh feck'



Oh, and it was Martin Clunes

[Tyre Tread]

Adenauer said:

...

Oh, and it was Martin Clunes

[Munter]

RobinBanks said:

He's a household name though, so I can only assume she meant Bernard Matthews.
How many other people are famous for selling turkey?

I've had a couple of right turkeys from Evans Halshaw before....

[slopes]

And banned from thread

Edited by Kinky on Tuesday 28th October 13:40

[Adenauer]

FECK OFF!

[slopes]

Adenauer said:

FECK OFF!

Don't look in TT then

[5potTurbo]

And banned from thread

Edited by Kinky on Tuesday 28th October 13:39

[Hooli]

And banned from thread

Edited by Kinky on Tuesday 28th October 13:38

[GarryDK]

And banned from thread

Edited by Kinky on Tuesday 28th October 13:37

[Lynchie999]

And banned from thread

Edited by Kinky on Tuesday 28th October 13:36

[Adenauer]

Where's a bloody moderator when you need one?

[morgs_]

Adenauer said:

Where's a bloody moderator when you need one?

Doing this ?

[Adenauer]

Laugh away you lot see if I care?

I'll have the last laugh when I'm given my own television series based on a half witted, jug eared GP who lives in some rural backwater of Cornwall. Hah!

[TwigtheWonderkid]

So Adenauer thinks he looks like George Clooney, but his family think he looks like Martin Clunes. Easily confused, those two.

[Adenauer]

Don't you start!

[RobinBanks]

Adenauer said:

Laugh away you lot see if I care?

I'll have the last laugh when I'm given my own television series based on a half witted, jug eared GP who lives in some rural backwater of Cornwall. Hah!

Before or after you do Ocean's Fourteen?

[morgs_]

RobinBanks said:

Adenauer said:

Laugh away you lot see if I care?

I'll have the last laugh when I'm given my own television series based on a half witted, jug eared GP who lives in some rural backwater of Cornwall. Hah!

Before or after you do Ocean's Fourteen?

Is that the straight to DVD one, where all the actors from the previous films have said no and they have to make do with the desperate and needy?

[RobinBanks]

morgs_ said:

RobinBanks said:

Adenauer said:

Laugh away you lot see if I care?

I'll have the last laugh when I'm given my own television series based on a half witted, jug eared GP who lives in some rural backwater of Cornwall. Hah!

Before or after you do Ocean's Fourteen?

Is that the straight to DVD one, where all the actors from the previous films have said no and they have to make do with the desperate and needy?

Yep. Starring Martin Clunes.