Classic from the Mrs!
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thepawbroon said:
Ari said:
Are you not following this thread? All the women quoted are really really intelligent. No, really... 
And they all having cracking norks (although that detail seems to have disappeared recently- hint hint) 
kery!Not sure if this qualifies but it's in the spirit of the thread.
I've been planning our bathroom for the past few months. To achieve sign-off from the FD (Wife) and to ensure i have all the materials to hand, I have been building renders of the finished room so she can decide what she likes and what she doesn't.
She decided to show her boss the render and what we were planning.
What she had failed to notice was that, as a joke, I added a big purple dildo. She's normally pretty quick at noticing detail. Her boss on the other hand doesn't miss detail.
She's not a happy.
I've been planning our bathroom for the past few months. To achieve sign-off from the FD (Wife) and to ensure i have all the materials to hand, I have been building renders of the finished room so she can decide what she likes and what she doesn't.
She decided to show her boss the render and what we were planning.
What she had failed to notice was that, as a joke, I added a big purple dildo. She's normally pretty quick at noticing detail. Her boss on the other hand doesn't miss detail.
She's not a happy.
tobinen said:
blueg33 said:
Sons girlfriend on a long car journey. We are playing 20 questions.
It's her turn and she states that the thing to guess is "vegetable"
20 questions later we just can't guess so she tells us what it was.
The answer....... An eel !
She also believes that birds are not animals!
This girl is doing her degree at Oxford uni!
I sincerely hope that it's from Oxford Brooks and not THE Oxford University. I can not believe someone that dense is accepted to one of the best universities in the world.It's her turn and she states that the thing to guess is "vegetable"
20 questions later we just can't guess so she tells us what it was.
The answer....... An eel !
She also believes that birds are not animals!
This girl is doing her degree at Oxford uni!
Mr Trophy said:
LHRFlightman said:
We're in Nice and have train tickets from Nice to Alassio.
Mrs FM - So we have to change trains in Valencia? ( she meant Ventimiglia )
Me - You do realise Valencia is in Spain?
Mrs FM - Yes, I just didn't know we needed to go through Spain to get to Italy from here.
Its going to be a long week.
Mrs FM - So we have to change trains in Valencia? ( she meant Ventimiglia )
Me - You do realise Valencia is in Spain?
Mrs FM - Yes, I just didn't know we needed to go through Spain to get to Italy from here.
Its going to be a long week.
and that equally you need to go south from Newcastle to get back to Leeds..I mean its really not that difficult is it. is it?
About a year ago the bluetooth connection in the car stopped working. Normally it just connected and that was that. Frustratingly Mrs 111R's phone connected still and was fine. This was ONE YEAR ago. Talking about it recently she said "Oh yes, the car lost all the pairings and so I repaired mine. I forgot to tell you." FFS.
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