The Great Breakfast photo thread

[Pferdestarke]

Any excuse to post this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6WEatV1oEc

You always need to mop!

[Pixel-Snapper]

mattdaniels said:

How dare you insult the patented PS poncy ketchup zigzags! I tried some today and failed - maybe because I used the wrong colour sauce?





I also failed with bread-based product for moppage thanks to the diet :-(

1. trending

PS. You've got fingers man use em for moppage!

[6th Gear]

[mattdaniels]

Mr. "Supreme Sausages" was at Blenheim horse trials yesterday. Rude not to crack open a couple of samples this morning.

[x 7usc]

Needed some carbs with my protein this morning hence the kidney beans.

[anonymous-user]

mattdaniels said:

Mr. "Supreme Sausages" was at Blenheim horse trials yesterday. Rude not to crack open a couple of samples this morning.

Is that a mushroom underneath the egg? Whatever it is - that looks lovely.


My attempt at a vaguely healthy cooked breakfast: Hovis Toast, "fried" eggs (no oil), tomato, spring onion and Habanero Tabasco Sauce and plenty of S&P. It's nicer with Scrambled eggs (and Chorizo).

[soad]

desolate said:

Is that a mushroom underneath the egg? Whatever it is - that looks lovely.

Sure is. The flat variety.

[Murph7355]

6th Gear said:

Oh no. Fresh tomato in a bacon and egg sandwich should be an imprisonable offence!

You get a suspended sentence as the stuff either side of it looks good!

[Justin Cyder]

x 7usc said:

Needed some carbs with my protein this morning hence the kidney beans.

To me, that looks like two freshly skinned testicles served with a cancerous, cirrhotic liver.

[Murph7355]

Justin Cyder said:

To me, that looks like two freshly skinned testicles served with a cancerous, cirrhotic liver.

Stop watching embarrassing bodies!

[anonymous-user]

Abroath Smokie and Poached egg.

Not bad at all. Flesh quite a bit firmer than a kipper.

[x 7usc]

Justin Cyder said:

To me, that looks like two freshly skinned testicles served with a cancerous, cirrhotic liver.

It really wasn't that offal!

[Lefty]

desolate said:

Abroath Smokie and Poached egg.

Not bad at all. Flesh quite a bit firmer than a kipper.

That needs a whisky, something like a young Ardbeg. Bloody good effort, looks amazing.

[Sammo123]

I'm not eating bread at the moment so I made this egg and bacon wrap for breakfast yesterday. It wasn't bad!

[Pferdestarke]

That looks good. But surely a wrap is similar to having bread?

[soad]

Pferdestarke said:

That looks good. But surely a wrap is similar to having bread?

Use lettuce leaves to make wraps. Green romaine leaves work very well.

[Sammo123]

Pferdestarke said:

That looks good. But surely a wrap is similar to having bread?

Almost exactly the same in fact! But it's not called bread so it doesn't count

[Johnny]

Enjoyed that this morning. Need second breakfast now though.

[calibrax]

Visited the golden arches on my way to work...

[Sammo123]

calibrax said:

Visited the golden arches on my way to work...

I've not eaten anything today and yet that still doesn't look appealing!