RE: Pamela Anderson Stops Whale Penis Car Seats

RE: Pamela Anderson Stops Whale Penis Car Seats

Thursday 12th November 2009

Pamela Anderson Stops Whale Penis Car Seats

Whales around the world rejoice! Pammy becomes a member of Save The Whale Member



Global outrage from lovers of whales - including a personal email from Pamela Anderson - has meant that a Russian custom car manufacturer has had to back out of a plan to upholster a car in whale penis leather.

The Russian manufacturer of the utterly bizarre Dartz $1.5m Pombron luxury armoured car - a car that also features gold plated bulletproof windows and White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - is instead searching for alternative ways to cover the foam in its cars' seats.

"After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all. We will focus on world most advanced nanotechnologies to achieve interior highest quality using artificial materials which also was never used for cars," says Leonard Yankelovich of Dartz.

"We have no any ideas to kill the whale or something like that. All we want - to make just luxury car. We want to tell our hello to all whales: 'Our Sea Brothers! We all know that earth are stand on three whales - we will keep you live! We don't Earth fall down to Ocean!'"

We certainly appreciate the sentiment, Leonard, even if we don't (quite) understand it...

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MogulBoy

Original Poster:

2,925 posts

222 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Nice prose. Is he relation to Leonard Cohen???

P.S. There is some history here as Aristotle Onassis used to have bar stools upholstered in Blue Whale foreskin on his yacht. Popular with the ladies so we are led to beleive as he could come ('scuse the pun) out whith the classic line, "Do you realise how close you're are sitting to one of the most impressive male members of the animal kingdom" or words to that effect....


Edited by MogulBoy on Thursday 12th November 10:02

the_lone_wolf

2,622 posts

185 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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There's an airbags joke in there somewhere...

AstonV12

5,305 posts

207 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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"Pammy becomes a member of Save The Whale Member"

rofl

SirClarke

633 posts

175 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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I think that's the best press statement I've ever read from anyone. laugh

louismchuge

1,628 posts

183 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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did anyone else imagine borat giving that press release?!

sprinter1050

11,550 posts

226 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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I wonder if the seat backs raise & retract on their own ?? or were they touch sensitive?

Maybe they offered a range of four skin colours ?

Are they electric or is there a knob on the side?

Perhaps they offered a "unique driving experience" to lady drivers?

Edited by sprinter1050 on Thursday 12th November 10:39

Stevie Mojo

1,519 posts

236 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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I'm glad they decided against murdering their 'Sea Brothers' and chopping off their foreskins in the end. I love a happy ending.

andydicko140

7 posts

174 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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All I could think of when I read the press release was Borat!

AB

16,969 posts

194 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Probably wants to save them because they're the only animals left with wotsits big enough to touch the sides...

NobleLord

1,065 posts

247 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Has anyone actually looked at their website yet? It's priceless eek

Try this page for starters laugh

NL

lankyarcher

602 posts

188 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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AB said:
Probably wants to save them because they're the only animals left with wotsits big enough to touch the sides...
Speak for yourself, she was quite tight last time I was there.... rofl

RDMcG

19,096 posts

206 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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The woman is right,of course. Car seats should be from artificial materials,so I will be covering my car seats with the plastic from her discarded implants. Naturally its a '59 Cadillac.

JumpinJack

403 posts

177 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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NobleLord said:
Has anyone actually looked at their website yet? It's priceless eek

Try this page for starters laugh

NL
hahahaha
1. BECAUSE BLOND NEXT DOOR HAVE JUST LAMBO.

2. BECAUSE ANY BUGATTI or FERRARI OWNER WILL BE AT YOUR FEET.

3. BECAUSE SHE CAN TELL: MY INTERIOR IS MADE FROM HUNDRED INCH PENIS - WHAT'S ABOUT YOURS?

4. BECAUSE WHEN SHE WILL START PARKING - ALL AROUND WILL RUN AWAY - NOBOY WANT TO START CRASH TESTS.

5. BECAUSE GAS TANKS FROM BOTH SIDES WILL SOLVE MANY PROBLEMS AT GAS STATION.

Mc lovin

5,588 posts

220 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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"Never get high on your own supply" is clearly a phrase this lot have not heard.

900T-R

20,404 posts

256 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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This must be the most elaborate spoof in recent car history. Has anyone actually seen proof of the existance of the car pictured?

Sonicboon

74 posts

199 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Who'd wanna sit on cock skin from any animal? urgh

havard01

108 posts

174 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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She didn't reply to my email about my penis...............

mustard tab

293 posts

176 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Sonicboon said:
Who'd wanna sit on cock skin from any animal? urgh
oh come on hehe

Munich

1,071 posts

195 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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NobleLord said:
Has anyone actually looked at their website yet? It's priceless eek

Try this page for starters laugh

NL
This can't be a serious company..? This has to be a spoof.

Sonicboon

74 posts

199 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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mustard tab said:
Sonicboon said:
Who'd wanna sit on cock skin from any animal? urgh
oh come on hehe
wink