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Halb

26,990 posts

80 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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That seems a logical conclusion captain.

Roberty

1,011 posts

69 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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Halb said:
yum
Amazon's are beefy gal's

Halb

26,990 posts

80 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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Roberty said:
Amazon's are beefy gal's
More brilliant interactions between Sheldor and Penny, her reactions to Shelly are splendiferous!

Trying to remember his mid-west corn fed line, but cannot.

Edited by Halb on Friday 9th March 16:48

F i F

25,927 posts

148 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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Halb said:
Roberty said:
Amazon's are beefy gal's
More brilliant interactions between Sheldor and Penny, her reactions to him and brilliant.

Trying to remember his mid-west corn fed line, but cannot.
It's in Season 4 episode 1, The Robotic Manipulation

In the apartment, Penny has just discovered the existence of Shamy, i.e. Sheldon has a girl_space_friend who is not his girlfriend. They are considering having a child together but not by having sex.

Sheldon: I’m quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.

Penny: Oh, God.

Sheldon: Yes, exactly. Consequently, if Amy and I choose to bring new life into this world, it will be accomplished clinically, with fertility experts in a lab with petri dishes. Which reminds me, you have broad hips and a certain corn-fed vigour. Is your womb available for rental?



Tadaaaaa!

Roberty

1,011 posts

69 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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F i F said:
Halb said:
Roberty said:
Amazon's are beefy gal's
More brilliant interactions between Sheldor and Penny, her reactions to him and brilliant.

Trying to remember his mid-west corn fed line, but cannot.
It's in Season 4 episode 1, The Robotic Manipulation

In the apartment, Penny has just discovered the existence of Shamy, i.e. Sheldon has a girl_space_friend who is not his girlfriend. They are considering having a child together but not by having sex.

Sheldon: I’m quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.

Penny: Oh, God.

Sheldon: Yes, exactly. Consequently, if Amy and I choose to bring new life into this world, it will be accomplished clinically, with fertility experts in a lab with petri dishes. Which reminds me, you have broad hips and a certain corn-fed vigour. Is your womb available for rental?



Tadaaaaa!
"I think you'll find that was form episode......"

Oh dear, you need to get out more!

F i F

25,927 posts

148 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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Roberty said:
F i F said:
Halb said:
Roberty said:
Amazon's are beefy gal's
More brilliant interactions between Sheldor and Penny, her reactions to him and brilliant.

Trying to remember his mid-west corn fed line, but cannot.
It's in Season 4 episode 1, The Robotic Manipulation

In the apartment, Penny has just discovered the existence of Shamy, i.e. Sheldon has a girl_space_friend who is not his girlfriend. They are considering having a child together but not by having sex.

Sheldon: I’m quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.

Penny: Oh, God.

Sheldon: Yes, exactly. Consequently, if Amy and I choose to bring new life into this world, it will be accomplished clinically, with fertility experts in a lab with petri dishes. Which reminds me, you have broad hips and a certain corn-fed vigour. Is your womb available for rental?



Tadaaaaa!
"I think you'll find that was form episode......"

Oh dear, you need to get out more!
Not really, 5 seconds in google finds it on the screenplay transcripts. Above post took less than a minute.

Now as for the people who are posting the transcripts...

Halb

26,990 posts

80 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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F i F said:
Halb said:
Roberty said:
Amazon's are beefy gal's
More brilliant interactions between Sheldor and Penny, her reactions to Shelly are splendiferous!

Trying to remember his mid-west corn fed line, but cannot.
It's in Season 4 episode 1, The Robotic Manipulation
Tadaaaaa!
Haha, ta!

Alex@POD

4,127 posts

112 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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Roberty said:
F i F said:
Halb said:
Roberty said:
Amazon's are beefy gal's
More brilliant interactions between Sheldor and Penny, her reactions to him and brilliant.

Trying to remember his mid-west corn fed line, but cannot.
It's in Season 4 episode 1, The Robotic Manipulation

In the apartment, Penny has just discovered the existence of Shamy, i.e. Sheldon has a girl_space_friend who is not his girlfriend. They are considering having a child together but not by having sex.

Sheldon: I’m quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.

Penny: Oh, God.

Sheldon: Yes, exactly. Consequently, if Amy and I choose to bring new life into this world, it will be accomplished clinically, with fertility experts in a lab with petri dishes. Which reminds me, you have broad hips and a certain corn-fed vigour. Is your womb available for rental?



Tadaaaaa!
"I think you'll find that was form episode......"

Oh dear, you need to get out more!
I was expecting Season 3, Episode 16:

Sheldon: Wait, hold on. Before we get to the courthouse, I’d like to call on your skills as an actress.

Penny: What is this?

Sheldon: I’ve taken the liberty of scripting your appearance on the witness stand because, let’s face it, you’re somewhat of a loose cannon. Now, don’t worry, it’s written in your vernacular. So shall we rehearse?

Penny: Do I have a choice?

Sheldon: Well, of course you have a choice. Although we live in a deterministic universe, each individual has free will. Now, sit down. I call your attention to the events of November 16. Do you remember that date?

Penny (reading): Darn tootin’, I do, if the court will excuse my homespun, corn-fed Nebraskan turn of phrase.

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

114 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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latest download episode has lightsabers

Halb

26,990 posts

80 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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Hmm, I may need to go to Nebraska to find my future wife!..or continue stalking Marisa Tomei...

james_tigerwoods

Original Poster:

12,730 posts

94 months

Sunday 11th March 2012
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Just watching "The adhesive duck" episode - "Is that my arm"? hehe

One of my fave episodes too smile

Edited by james_tigerwoods on Sunday 11th March 22:38

ajprice

11,267 posts

93 months

Sunday 11th March 2012
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james_tigerwoods said:
Just watching "The adhesive duck" episode - "Is that my arm"? hehe
"It doesn't feel like an arm" hehe

Halb

26,990 posts

80 months

Sunday 11th March 2012
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It is another ace moment between those two.
It's, 'Is that my arm?'

ajprice

11,267 posts

93 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Mmmm, Penny's 'arms'... lick

TotalControl

7,123 posts

95 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Have been watching this recently and am really impressed. Very good viewing.

james_tigerwoods

Original Poster:

12,730 posts

94 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Is it wrong that I'm excited by this guest star:

April 5th - Stephen Hawking - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17337...

ETA - Excited by the APPEARANCE of this guest star...

Halb

26,990 posts

80 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Sexually excited?

james_tigerwoods

Original Poster:

12,730 posts

94 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Halb said:
Sexually excited?
Arse - you saw that before I edited it...


james_tigerwoods

Original Poster:

12,730 posts

94 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Halb said:
yum

davepoth

24,728 posts

96 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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james_tigerwoods said:
Halb said:
Sexually excited?
Arse - you saw that before I edited it...
Freudian iPhone slip?

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