Stopped by a 'plastic'

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streaky

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19,311 posts

262 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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I have posted before about a "speed bump" outside my local railway station that is commonly mistaken (on one particular occasion by a police officer) for a pedestrian crossing.

Well, about 30 minutes ago I was approaching that speed bump when a pedestrian stepped off the pavement on the opposite side of the road. I continued over the speed bump only to be stopped by a PCSO stepping into the road with her hand raised. Short of running her over, I had to stop.

Being a tad chilly outside, I decided to stay in the car and keep the engine running.

Her opening words were, "I've stopped you because you failed to give way to a pedestrian on a pedestrian crossing."

I pointed out that it was not a pedestrian crossing, and, as a consequence, she had no power to stop me.

"I can stop a vehicle if the driver commits a traffic offence", she replied.

"Ah, but as it's not a crossing, I did not commit an offence, so you had no power to stop me."

"Trying to teach me the law are we Sir?"

"No, just explaining how it works."

"Right, name and address?"

"Under what Act are you empowered to request that information?"

"Er," (pompously) "The Serious Organised Crime and Police Act 2005."

At this point I suggested she contact someone more knowledgeable and ask for advice.

"Turn off the ignition, get out of the car and beside it", she ordered.

I declined and asked, "Are you detaining me? If so, under what legislation?"

She stuttered, then stood by the door so I couldn't easily open it and called for assistance. She explained where she was and what was happening (accurately). After a short pause I heard another (more senior?) voice from her radio telling her she was a 'stupid berk', that she was acting beyond her authority, to let me go, and to see Inspector XXX on her return to the station.

She had the grace to apologise.

I had the grace not to laugh in her face.

Streaky

Edited by streaky on Thursday 17th December 17:07

Odie

4,187 posts

195 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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lol

Nick M

3,628 posts

236 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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Bravo sir !!

Graham

16,373 posts

297 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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LOL, I'd still be expecting a 6am knock at the door to be served with a notice ( cant remembr the section number off the top of my head) that you've distressed the pretend a cop, and that if you do so again within 12 months they'll seize your car and crush it...


Welcome to tony blairs britain

14-7

6,233 posts

204 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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PCSO's should be scrapped IMO and the money injected in to more Police Officers. Although there would probably be only half the number of bobbies than PCSO's it would be a better step forward.

Soovy

35,829 posts

284 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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Well done sir.

fking bh.

Toni896

2,188 posts

239 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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Soovy said:
fking bh.
thats a bit harsh he only stood his ground ...

FishFace

3,790 posts

221 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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Are you going to back it up with a complaint? You should to make sure her 'developmental' issues are addressed.

Jasandjules

70,869 posts

242 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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FishFace said:
Are you going to back it up with a complaint? You should to make sure her 'developmental' issues are addressed.
Sounds like a complaint has been raised on his behalf already, and she's going to get a bo***ng.

I feel sorry for real officers having to put up with these fools.

turbobloke

110,482 posts

273 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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In Glos she might have had a primary school kid in tow to tell you off.

No, correction, that's the "real" police making a mistake not the plastic ones.

You did well to stay calm, I would have done exactly the same angel

7thCircleAcolyte

332 posts

208 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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Is there any official source of information as to what powers a PCSO and / or Womble actually have and under what acts?


The Highway Man

6,523 posts

191 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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Here you go, fill your boots! wink

http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2004/ukpga_2004001...

Edited by The Highway Man on Thursday 17th December 16:03

GC8

19,910 posts

203 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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I cant be the first person to suggest that PCSOs are accompanied by constables. Simplistically this would double the number of pairs of 'officers' available and it would ensure that every PCSO was guided by a more experienced officer: also 'authority' wouldnt be an issue...

streaky

Original Poster:

19,311 posts

262 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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I forgot to mention that I had a passenger with me ... a retired DCI from the neighbouring County.

When the PCSO said, "The Serious Organised Crime and Police Act 2005", snot shot down his nose!

Streaky

SS2.

14,584 posts

251 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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Like it.. biggrin

JonX2C

820 posts

223 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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My god what I would do to have witnessed this!

BliarOut

72,863 posts

252 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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FishFace said:
Are you going to back it up with a complaint? You should to make sure her 'developmental' issues are addressed.
I'm sure the piss taking when she gets back to the station will suffice biggrin

Red Devil

13,249 posts

221 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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The Highway Man said:
Here you go, fill your boots! wink

http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2004/ukpga_2004001...

Edited by The Highway Man on Thursday 17th December 16:03
Maybe I'm reading it wrong but most of that section seems to be describing the powers of a Womble not a PCSO.
If so, it doesn't really answer the question raised by the previous poster.

Edited by Red Devil on Thursday 17th December 17:41


Edited by Red Devil on Thursday 17th December 17:42

crazypav

295 posts

221 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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FYI - if the CSO has the word "TRAFFIC" on the epaulette then the CSO is entitled to stop a vehicle for any location or reason they deem correct.

I think your actions streaky were wholly inappropriate, maybe YOU should do the job for a few weeks and see how the public responds to your attitude.

Targarama

14,670 posts

296 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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Out of interest I'd like to see a piccie of this pretend pedestrian crossing. It must be convincing for so many people to think it is one.