I am becoming Police Man!

[chassis]

I have letter from Police saying I am to go and interview police about becoming police like Mungo!
I am enjoy much waiting for letter now it is hear!
Do I get hat and stick at the interview or maybe after police school?

[minimax]

anyone else suspect that chassis is one of those regular posters with "several" logins?

I just cannot come to terms with his posts - they either make me cry with laughter or howl in frustration!

[FunkyNige]

chassis said:

I have letter from Police saying I am to go and interview police about becoming police like Mungo! I am enjoy much waiting for letter now it is hear! Do I get hat and stick at the interview or maybe after police school?

Don't you have to be literate to join the police?

[toppstuff]

If you ask them nicely they will let you sit in police car with Mungo. You can then travel around and be policemen together.

You'll be partners. Like Starsky and Hutch.

Mungo will be very happy. You get to spend long time alone together in car.

[nobbybombshell]

chassis said:

I have letter from Police saying I am to go and interview police about becoming police like Mungo! I am enjoy much waiting for letter now it is hear! Do I get hat and stick at the interview or maybe after police school?

[chassis]

I do not post thing under other name.
I have posted for long time and many people on this internet know this!

[Dick Dastardly]

toppstuff said:

If you ask them nicely they will let you sit in police car with Mungo. You can then travel around and be policemen together. You'll be partners. Like Starsky and Hutch. Mungo will be very happy. You get to spend long time alone together in car.

Maybe you could be his deputy. If you play nice he might even let you hold his nightstick and polish his helmet

[chassis]

mungo said:

Chassis mate, good stuff! What stage are you at? Is it your final interview / assesment? Or have you been given an offer yet?

They ask me to go and have test and interview.
Some maths and english test.
I have gone to Smith to buy book and will study.
You will see I will get in!

[nobbybombshell]

Good luck mate.

[Mad Dave]

FunkyNige said:

chassis said: I have letter from Police saying I am to go and interview police about becoming police like Mungo! I am enjoy much waiting for letter now it is hear! Do I get hat and stick at the interview or maybe after police school? Don't you have to be literate to join the police?

Dont be daft!

[nobbybombshell]

Ay Chassis how's that Fiat coming along then?

[chassis]

I have retire from the Fiat conversion business.
I want fast car but not too expensive like Ferrari.
Maybe Citroen?

[nobbybombshell]

chassis said:

I want fast car but not too expensive like Ferrari. Maybe Citroen?

What like a Saxo or even the new go faster c2?

[chassis]

nobbybombshell said:

What like a Saxo or even the new go faster c2?

Yes! Yes! That one has paddle gear stick, much faster than touching stick

[minimax]

chassis said:

much faster than touching stick

what can I say that everyone else isn't already thinking!

[nobbybombshell]

chassis said:

nobbybombshell said: What like a Saxo or even the new go faster c2? Yes! Yes! That one has paddle gear stick, much faster than touching stick

You a flaps man then eh?

[chassis]

Flapping seem much faster than stick movement.
Maybe every car can have feature like this one day.
Can you put flap in car with stick already?

[nobbybombshell]

Course you can mate even your punto.

[chassis]

nobbybombshell said:

Course you can mate even your punto.

I would like to but I must concentrate on become police person.
Should I wear a police suit to interview or normal tracksuit?

[tvrtim]

Chassis, congratulations,I really hope you make it.
This country really needs more educated,intelligent Police officers from an ethnic background.
I think you will go right to the top very quickly.