Custard Test

[Mr Darcy]

Would someone please explain what the custard test is all about and how it came about.

[soad]

I'm all too.

[JamesM]

Basically it's a test all new PH'ers have to pass, 8 gallons of custard have to be consumed whilst riding a unicycle and wearing a fez. It's also used to prove things are actually real and not bullst. I.e someone taking a photo of thier new Lambo with a tin of Birds Custard in on the dash/ somewhere else.

Edited by JamesM on Wednesday 17th March 16:23

[Matt Harper]

Kind of like photographing your hostage with a copy of today's newspaper - to prove that it exists, and that.

[10 Pence Short]

JamesM said:

Basically it's a test all new PH'ers have to pass, 8 gallons of custard have to be consumed whilst riding a unicycle and wearing a fez.

Bloody chinese whispers. I heard it was 18 gallons of mustard blancmange whilst riding a homosexual and playing the SNES.

[JamesM]

10 Pence Short said:

JamesM said:

Basically it's a test all new PH'ers have to pass, 8 gallons of custard have to be consumed whilst riding a unicycle and wearing a fez.

Bloody chinese whispers. I heard it was 18 gallons of mustard blancmange whilst riding a homosexual and playing the SNES.

Touche Sir. My hangover has reduced my powers.

[bigandclever]

10 Pence Short said:

JamesM said:

Basically it's a test all new PH'ers have to pass, 8 gallons of custard have to be consumed whilst riding a unicycle and wearing a fez.

Bloody chinese whispers. I heard it was 18 gallons of mustard blancmange whilst riding a homosexual and playing the SNES.

You heard what you wanted to hear.

[Samcat]

I don't know the history behind it, something from Barryboys I think, however: If you come onto a forum claiming to have a Lambo, or fit GF etc, then to prove it you send a picture of car/GF with a tin of Birds' custard powder in the photo, thus proving said claim not to be fake.

[Mr Darcy]

Ah right. So if I said I had a gold plated Veryon and everyone says BS. I then have to coat it in Brids custard ..oerr Mrs ... and photo it to prove that i do indeed have a gold plated Veryon.


Its on order by the way ... the gold plated Veryon.

[Cock Womble]

Matt Harper said:

Kind of like photographing your hostage with a copy of today's newspaper - to prove that it exists, and that.

PH new-person says: "I've just bought a new Feralambozonda GT3-RSi"

PH old-person says: "I don't believe you."

PH new-person says: "I have, really, so there."

PH old-person says: "fk off and eat some custard, you tt."

[matt1269]

Custard test... with the order form on display

[slomax]

Haha, c'mon, they're only asking a simple question about a PH tradition. Basically If someone on a thread says something that sounds or looks too good to be true (or thinks they detect a troll) then someone can call a custard test. This means that they have to take a photograph next to the said object (ussually an other half or car/bike of sorts) with a packet/tin of custard in the photo. This then proves that what the OP is not lieing and not a troll. Simples.

[Eddh]

No you don't have to cover the car or female in the custard, although this is optional.

[10 Pence Short]

bigandclever said:

10 Pence Short said:

JamesM said:

Basically it's a test all new PH'ers have to pass, 8 gallons of custard have to be consumed whilst riding a unicycle and wearing a fez.

Bloody chinese whispers. I heard it was 18 gallons of mustard blancmange whilst riding a homosexual and playing the SNES.

You heard what you wanted to hear.

Indeed. It was 'squelch', mainly.

[WorAl]

10 Pence Short said:

JamesM said:

Basically it's a test all new PH'ers have to pass, 8 gallons of custard have to be consumed whilst riding a unicycle and wearing a fez.

Bloody chinese whispers. I heard it was 18 gallons of mustard blancmange whilst riding a homosexual and playing the SNES.

[13th]

I always wonder does ANYONE really have a tub of custard in their cupboards? I haven't I couldn't even do a custard cream...... just a dried up jammy dodger ........... I need to get some shopping in

[defblade]

13th said:

I always wonder does ANYONE really have a tub of custard in their cupboards? I haven't I couldn't even do a custard cream...... just a dried up jammy dodger ........... I need to get some shopping in

I don't have Bird's.... but there's ALWAYS tins of Ambrosia Devon Custard there. Unless I've eaten 3 in a single sitting

[ErnestM]

13th said:

I always wonder does ANYONE really have a tub of custard in their cupboards? I haven't I couldn't even do a custard cream...... just a dried up jammy dodger ........... I need to get some shopping in

All we can get locally is the Ambrosia stuff. Proper Bird's requires ordering...

[WorAl]

ErnestM said:

13th said:

I always wonder does ANYONE really have a tub of custard in their cupboards? I haven't I couldn't even do a custard cream...... just a dried up jammy dodger ........... I need to get some shopping in

All we can get locally is the Ambrosia stuff. Proper Bird's requires ordering...

Really?

I have a tub of birds finest, mmmmmmm, I love custard.

[Custard Test]

Mr Darcy said:

Would someone please explain what the custard test is all about and how it came about.

Well its a fairly philosophical question you are asking there. What am I all about? Well just plodding thought life trying to earn enough to buy the toys I want and the cars I want. Where did I come frome? Nottingham Originally.



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