Chat up lines/topics of conversation for pulling
Discussion
I have 1 mate who is a complete nightmare to go out on the pull with. His idea of a chat up line is "Christ you've got big feet for a burd".
Now that means i have to then hit her pals with the good cop, bad cop routine, which is all fine and dandy and works quite well in my favour i'll admit.
What's your favourite chat up lines or subjects, nice and clean or risky as you like?
Ever pulled off something completely ridiculous?
Now that means i have to then hit her pals with the good cop, bad cop routine, which is all fine and dandy and works quite well in my favour i'll admit.
What's your favourite chat up lines or subjects, nice and clean or risky as you like?
Ever pulled off something completely ridiculous?
Hello my names (insert name). You look like the most interesting person in here so I thought I'd introduce myself.
Honestly it works. The women that fancy you talk, the ones that don't, don't. Kind of how it should be. I wouldn't want to have to push, trick or badger a girl so just be honest. If you get on then you'll get on. If not, go to the other side of the club and try again
Honestly it works. The women that fancy you talk, the ones that don't, don't. Kind of how it should be. I wouldn't want to have to push, trick or badger a girl so just be honest. If you get on then you'll get on. If not, go to the other side of the club and try again
"moi" 
Not one for using lines myself but a few of my mates favourite 'chat up lines' are:
"What are your thoughts on rohypnol?"
"Do you or your friends have a habbit of leaving your drinks unnattended?"
"What is your favourite berry?"
Suprisingly, he does VERY well with the ladies.
He also will go up to a woman, begin a normal conversation, draw them in a bit, then say " nah, actualy don't worry" And go to walk off. The lady will then chirp and ask why the abrupt exit. He replies " I just dont think your dirty/naughty/filthy enough"
Apparently they will then do their upmost to prove how naughty the are.
Says it works nearly every time!
"What are your thoughts on rohypnol?"
"Do you or your friends have a habbit of leaving your drinks unnattended?"
"What is your favourite berry?"
Suprisingly, he does VERY well with the ladies.
He also will go up to a woman, begin a normal conversation, draw them in a bit, then say " nah, actualy don't worry" And go to walk off. The lady will then chirp and ask why the abrupt exit. He replies " I just dont think your dirty/naughty/filthy enough"
Apparently they will then do their upmost to prove how naughty the are.
Says it works nearly every time!
Edited by snakeswitht1ts on Wednesday 14th July 17:40
It was a rainy night in Grimsby. Two lads were in a pub and one of them was glum. "I'll never get a bird," he says. His mate says, "All you need is a chat up line. Get 'em talking, make 'em laugh. Watch this." He takes their glasses to the bar and says to the barmaid, "Tickle yer arse with a feather?" "You what?" "I said it's particularly nasty weather." She laughs and gets their drinks. When they finished that pint he says, "You try it." So his mate goes to the bar and calls out, "Squeeze your tits?" "You what?" "It's f
king throwing it down out there."
king throwing it down out there."snakeswitht1ts said:
He also will go up to a woman, begin a normal conversation, draw them in a bit, then say " nah, actualy don't worry" And go to walk off. The lady will the chirp and ask why the abrupt exit. He replies " I just dont think your dirty/naughty/filthy enough"
Apparently they will then do their upmost to prove how naughty the are.
Says it works nearly every time!
I bet he wears Sex Panther as well.Apparently they will then do their upmost to prove how naughty the are.
Says it works nearly every time!
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