I am seeing policeman tomorrow!
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Tomorrow i am going to police station to look round building and see if is for me.
I am told to visit station and i will go in police car myself.
I must now ask petrol friend.
I think maybe police will let me drive car so i must bring my lisense with me no?
can i chase people in car or turn light on as well?
will i get pay for working with them for one day?
I am told to visit station and i will go in police car myself.
I must now ask petrol friend.
I think maybe police will let me drive car so i must bring my lisense with me no?
can i chase people in car or turn light on as well?
will i get pay for working with them for one day?
Are you taking the pi$$?
I doubt you'll get paid for anything until you've signed a contract and started training.
I think they do a course somewhere where you can drive a car but it certainly isn't down your local nick!
You want to drop a line to one of the cops in the Speed, Plod & Law forum for some better advice
I think they do a course somewhere where you can drive a car but it certainly isn't down your local nick!
You want to drop a line to one of the cops in the Speed, Plod & Law forum for some better advice
Chassis,
If you want to get into the Police Station, firstly...
you will need to get yourself some sun-glasses and pad out your jacket to make you look 'well-built'.
Go upto the reception desk and ask the copper there "Is Sarah Connor in the building?", you will have to put on a deep monotone Austrian accent for this.
Next, when the copper says he doesn't know what your on about, say "I'll be back" again in that deep monotone Austrian accent.
Then, get into your motorcar and drive it into the reception area of the police station.
Next get out of your motor, and walk around the police station with a piece of vaguely-gun-shaped wood making "duh-duh-duh-duh" noises whilst pointing the stick at the coppers. They will love this and all try to get to talk to you at the same time, so there may be a rush but dont worry about this.
This will gain you access into the police station and all the coppers will want to come and see you.
If you do it well you may also get to see the place where you will, as a copper yourself, send the baddies.
If you want to get into the Police Station, firstly...
you will need to get yourself some sun-glasses and pad out your jacket to make you look 'well-built'.
Go upto the reception desk and ask the copper there "Is Sarah Connor in the building?", you will have to put on a deep monotone Austrian accent for this.
Next, when the copper says he doesn't know what your on about, say "I'll be back" again in that deep monotone Austrian accent.
Then, get into your motorcar and drive it into the reception area of the police station.
Next get out of your motor, and walk around the police station with a piece of vaguely-gun-shaped wood making "duh-duh-duh-duh" noises whilst pointing the stick at the coppers. They will love this and all try to get to talk to you at the same time, so there may be a rush but dont worry about this.
This will gain you access into the police station and all the coppers will want to come and see you.
If you do it well you may also get to see the place where you will, as a copper yourself, send the baddies.
chassis said:
i heard mungo is get paid for this already and he is not full policeman yet so i will ask when i visit police hq.
do you think they will look at my car and see i have much car experience?
Easy, I have written the rest in your language....
OK, this you need to do if please.
chop off the legs until they short.
shave large patch of bald on head.
walk like you always have riding horse.
buy leon seat cupra r.
Now, yes you can be policeman.
Good luck my pistonfriend.
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