Damsel in distress!

[Sabz86]

I need help... mentally. But that's a different story!

I do actually need some help. I have an opportunity at work to increase ones bonus! I have to come up with a poem that starts with 'I like working with Grant because...'

To help, the guy I work with is gay. He's a Senior Financial Consultant so sells alot of bonds, investments, pensions, Life Cover and Critical Illness. He also loves to eat Haribo all the time. He's carb conscious and always wears a back pack. He travels from branch to branch and is quite posh to say the least.

I need a short poem that includes as much of this information as possible. It would also help to Rhyme and the funnier it is the better!

Anyone skilled enough to attempt this for me?

Replies appreciated. Sabz

[TheEnd]

I wish you never said he wore a backpack...

I've got that image in my head again.

[Ozone]

Is there a prize for the winner?

[Sabz86]

Ozone said:

Is there a prize for the winner?

What do you want?

[GTIR]

Roses are red violets are blue
I like it up the arse and Grant does too.

[Sabz86]

GTIR said:

Roses are red violets are blue
I like it up the arse and Grant does too.

Lol! Yeah... don't think he'd go for that somehow.

[Slinky]

Sabz86 said:

GTIR said:

Roses are red violets are blue
I like it up the arse and Grant does too.

Lol! Yeah... don't think he'd go for that somehow.

But you don't say that you wouldn't?

[Sunglasses Ron]

Grant is gay
He acts like a bh
I'm writing this poem
To make you rich

[Ozone]

Sabz86 said:

Ozone said:

Is there a prize for the winner?

What do you want?

Sound financial advice, and a skim of 1pence from each account at your bank in to a Swiss account via the Bahamas.

[Sabz86]

Sunglasses Ron said:

Grant is gay
He acts like a bh
I'm writing this poem
To make you rich

Hahaha!!!

As funny as these all are guys, it needs to start with this...

'I like working with Grant because...'

[Sabz86]

Ozone said:

Sabz86 said:

Ozone said:

Is there a prize for the winner?

What do you want?

Sound financial advice, and a skim of 1pence from each account at your bank in to a Swiss account via the Bahamas.

Ha! Nice try :P

[grumbledoak]

Sabz86 said:

'I like working with Grant because...'

...a bender won't stare at my tits.

[becksW]

What a strange way to earn a bonus?!

[V8mate]

Sabz86 said:

GTIR said:

Roses are red violets are blue
I like it up the arse and Grant does too.

Lol! Yeah... don't think he'd go for that somehow.

A Haribo-eating, carb-conscious chap with a back-pack is definitely a bender though, right?

[Markytop]

I like working with Grant because he works in finance,
With his backpack on, he travels from Branch to Branch,
He's so posh and a natural with the upper class
but with Harri & Bo the conversation is always about their cute ass

[Sabz86]

becksW said:

What a strange way to earn a bonus?!

It's a bit more than that. It's for quite a bit more percentage towards my target that earns me my bonus. Just thought it'd be easier to explain.

[Conian]

I like working with Grant because...
he looks like the lion off Wizard of Oz
He's as tough as a kitten and as soft as a flower
who'd believe he's on £?? pounds an hour?

[Sunglasses Ron]

I like working with Grant because He's a Senior Financial Consultant so sells alot of bondage paraphernalia, investments, pensions, Life Cover and Critical Illness (AIDS). He also loves to eat cock-shaped Haribo all the time. He's carb conscious and always wears a pink back pack containing a wide selection of homo sex toys. He travels from branch to branch in his pink Nissan Micra CC and is quite posh to say the least.

[Jasandjules]

TheEnd said:

I wish you never said he wore a backpack...

I've got that image in my head again.

Noooooooooooo.

Now I do too...

[Famous Graham]

I like working with Grant because
He's happy to look over my flaws.
Like not having the wit,
To construct my own skit.
I need help to get my applause.