364 days later...............what a great suprise,cheers

[Emsman]

Well,

It's a year ago tomorrow since things went slightly wrong at the BBQ.

Completely cured- with the exceptions of- deaf in one ear, still on medication for the eye, general shortness of breath, no sense of taste, can't smell anything and right hand numb.

Otherwise, completely fine, and can't complain.

So, what's mrs emsman organized for today?

A Sodding barbecue. With the same guests as last year, one of which has bought fireworks.

FFS.

Here we go again.....

[Nickyboy]

glad you recovered ok

[normalbloke]

At least have the decency to video it this time!

Hasn't it flown past, although probably not quite quick enough for you!
Well done,and thanks for the lesson in having a positive outlook over the last year!

[Digger]

I got a fiver on. . . Struck by lightning

[i remember]

I know i shouldnt laugh but your general wording gave me a spray coffee over keyboard moment.

Glad to hear your better anyway i remember reading this a while back, youll be find this time round

[Laurel Green]

My monies on a rebound rocket of shed at bottom of garden. Good to hear you're OK'ish now.

Has one thought of an overnight stay at hotel? You know it's for the best.

[GTIR]

My bet is on a huge explosion taking out half the neighborhood.

After the dust has settled it'll just be Emsmann standing in a burnt out garden, black face, sticky up burnt hair holding a fork with a black sausage on the end.

[mybrainhurts]

We demand a better show this time...

Maybe take out a neighbour, or two, with you...?

Something like that...

Hope you had the good sense to sell spectator tickets for the rematch...

[Jasandjules]

She's just thinking of you......

[Roo]

If you're REALLY lucky.......























































............... It'll rain.

[Spiritual_Beggar]

Jasandjules said:

She's just trying to get rid of you......

EFA

[mybrainhurts]

Wait...

These guests...

They're not cannibals, are they...?

[nelly1]

GTIR said:

My bet is on a huge explosion taking out half the neighborhood.

After the dust has settled it'll just be Emsmann standing in a burnt out garden, black face, sticky up burnt hair holding a fork with a black sausage on the end.

[Cotty]

Emsman said:

A Sodding barbecue.

I shouldn't but

[MGZRod]

Live webcam please

My thoughts? A wild badger will come along and beat you senseless.

[Cock Womble 7]

Let's take things in isolation.

Emsman said:

Completely cured

Emsman said:

with the exceptions of: deaf in one ear, still on medication for the eye, general shortness of breath, no sense of taste, can't smell anything and right hand numb.

Emsman said:

Otherwise, completely fine, and can't complain.

You remind me of that advert for the missing dog:

Missing Dog: Black and white Collie. Only has three legs, blind in one eye, half deaf, missing an ear, no tail.

Answers to the name "Lucky".

[Mazda Baiter]

Good to hear you kept your sense of humour throughout.

Have they put you in charge of the BBQ?

It's pissing it down here, only about 15 miles from you, so you might be in luck.

[Jasandjules]

Mazda Baiter said:

Have they put you in charge of the BBQ?

If they have, he must have some seriously good life insurance policies they want to claim on........

[Cock Womble 7]

Buncefield are on stand-by.

[Mazda Baiter]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Buncefield are on stand-by.

As are Stoke Mandeville Hospital.