That'll Learn 'em...

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nelly1

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5,630 posts

232 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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See here...

So - for the following offences:-

Possesion of a stolen motorbike;
Speeding repeatedly;
Not wearing a helmet;
No license;
No insurance;

...and others, totalling 22 , they get...



A years driving ban, a paltry fine and one got a bit of community work which I'm sure he'll bother to turn up for...

D.S. Owen Fell said:
We are delighted with these convictions.
Well I'm bloody not matey!

mad




nelly1

Original Poster:

5,630 posts

232 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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Also good to know that even if the police saw them doing it they couldn't give chase because they weren't wearing helmets.

banghead

I Love Lamp

2,664 posts

176 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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nelly1 said:
Also good to know that even if the police saw them doing it they couldn't give chase because they weren't wearing helmets.

banghead
Police aren't allowed to pursue someone on a bike without a helmet?

Right, where's the nearest bank and gun shop.

Bing o

15,184 posts

220 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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This is what the UK needs...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100818/od_nm/us_singa...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singapore_caning

wiki said:
The cane
A rattan cane four feet (1.2 metres) long and half an inch (1.27 cm) thick[7] is used for prison and judicial canings. It is at least twice as thick as the canes used in the domestic, school and military contexts. The cane is soaked in water beforehand to make it heavier and more flexible. The Prisons Department denies that canes are soaked in brine, but has said that the cane is treated with antiseptic before use to prevent infection. A lighter cane is used for juvenile offenders.[8]

[edit] Administration procedure
Caning is in practice always ordered in addition to a jail sentence and never as a punishment by itself. It is administered in an enclosed area in the prison, out of view of the public and other inmates. Those present are limited to the inmate, prison wardens, medical officers, the caning officer and sometimes high-ranking prison officials to witness the punishment.[1]

An inmate sentenced to caning receives no advance warning as to when he will be caned, and is notified only on the day his sentence is to be carried out.[9] In the caning room, the inmate is ordered to strip naked and receives a medical examination by the prison doctor[1] to check whether he is medically fit for caning, by measuring his blood pressure and other physical conditions. If the doctor gives the green light, the inmate then receives his caning, but if he is certified unfit for punishment, he is sent back to the court for his prison term to be increased instead. A prison official confirms with him the number of strokes he is to receive.[1]

The inmate is then led to the A-shaped frame (called a "caning trestle") and his wrists and ankles secured tightly to the frame by strong leather straps[1] in such a way that he assumes a bent-over position on the frame at an angle of close to 90° at the hip, with his posterior protruding.[1] Protective padding is placed on his lower back to protect the vulnerable kidney and lower spine area from any mis-strokes[1] so that only his buttocks are exposed to the cane. The officer administering the caning takes up position beside the frame and delivers the number of strokes specified in the sentence, at intervals of 10 to 15 seconds. He is required to put his full force into each stroke.[1] The strokes are administered all in one caning session,[10] unless the medical officer certifies that the inmate cannot receive any more strokes because of his condition, in which case the rest of the strokes are converted to additional prison time.[1]

nelly1

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5,630 posts

232 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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I Love Lamp said:
Police aren't allowed to pursue someone on a bike without a helmet?
Nope...

I Love Lamp

2,664 posts

176 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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nelly1 said:
I Love Lamp said:
Police aren't allowed to pursue someone on a bike without a helmet?
Nope...
So on a technicality.

I could rob a bank and drive my stolen hayabusa (along with my millions of ugandan dollars) over the border into france, relatively easily, because I have no helmet.

The French will probably shoot me, but either way, that's pretty cool.

andy400

10,463 posts

232 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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I Love Lamp said:
nelly1 said:
I Love Lamp said:
Police aren't allowed to pursue someone on a bike without a helmet?
Nope...
So on a technicality.

I could rob a bank and drive my stolen hayabusa (along with my millions of ugandan dollars) over the border into france, relatively easily, because I have no helmet.

The French will probably shoot me, but either way, that's pretty cool.
Good luck with driving over the French border from England.......

I Love Lamp

2,664 posts

176 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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andy400 said:
I Love Lamp said:
nelly1 said:
I Love Lamp said:
Police aren't allowed to pursue someone on a bike without a helmet?
Nope...
So on a technicality.

I could rob a bank and drive my stolen hayabusa (along with my millions of ugandan dollars) over the border into france, relatively easily, because I have no helmet.

The French will probably shoot me, but either way, that's pretty cool.
Good luck with driving over the French border from England.......
I'd be armed, so hijack the ferry.

And will they stop me at sea? No, I'll throw away the life jackets, won't be able to stop me due to elf and safety as per above, shirley.

andy400

10,463 posts

232 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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I Love Lamp said:
andy400 said:
I Love Lamp said:
nelly1 said:
I Love Lamp said:
Police aren't allowed to pursue someone on a bike without a helmet?
Nope...
So on a technicality.

I could rob a bank and drive my stolen hayabusa (along with my millions of ugandan dollars) over the border into france, relatively easily, because I have no helmet.

The French will probably shoot me, but either way, that's pretty cool.
Good luck with driving over the French border from England.......
I'd be armed, so hijack the ferry.

And will they stop me at sea? No, I'll throw away the life jackets, won't be able to stop me due to elf and safety as per above, shirley.
Your plan is surely foolproof, go for it!

s3fella

10,524 posts

188 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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Clearly scum, but that photo of them through the camera is pretty funny! biggrin

beanbag

7,346 posts

242 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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Simple solution....use a stinger for these creeps.

Any injuries would simply be "collateral damage".

JCB123

2,265 posts

197 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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beanbag said:
Simple solution....use a stinger for these creeps.

Any injuries would simply be "collateral damage".
Speaking of collateral damage - I was watching Police Crash Cameras XXVI the other night. An American(obviously) chase was taking place, when an officer throws out a stinger to puncture the vehicles tyres....he threw it behind the 4x4, which was enough to obviously throw the driver who immediately crashed into the back of another 4x4 causing much death and destruction.....you couldn't write it....stupid Yanks.

SeeFive

8,280 posts

234 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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I'm feeling peed off today as I have had a solid week of working lots of hours to try to support an increasing tax and living bill for my brood. Some of my posts today seem to reflect that feeling. Here goes another.

The thing that disappoints me with the sentence, apart from the fact that they did not get the multiple FPNs, is that I didn't see the bit about castration as a penalty for any further offence to stop them breeding another generation of total wasters.

crofty1984

15,931 posts

205 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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SeeFive said:
I'm feeling peed off today as I have had a solid week of working lots of hours to try to support an increasing tax and living bill for my brood. Some of my posts today seem to reflect that feeling. Here goes another.

The thing that disappoints me with the sentence, apart from the fact that they did not get the multiple FPNs, is that I didn't see the bit about castration as a penalty for any further offence to stop them breeding another generation of total wasters.
You're not going to like this...
Whilst YOU may be forever working your arse off to pay for your brood (and, I would assume, making the time and effort to bring them up properly) These promising young footballers will actually be PAID to sprout another generation. Possibly in a nice free house.

You seem stressed so I won't of course point out that it's your money being used to do this.