Granit Cruise Missiles

[paddyhasneeds]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P-700_Granit

"The missile, when fired in a swarm (group of 4-8) has a unique guidance mode. One of the weapons climbs to a higher altitude and designates targets while the others attack. The missile responsible for target designation climbs in short pop-ups, so as to be harder to intercept. The missiles are linked by data connections, forming a network."

I'm sure there is much more clever stuff out there but

[Simpo Two]

We need a missile that on return beats up the control tower, does a climbing victory roll, stall turn, perfect three-pointer and then goes to get bacon and eggs.