How many days off work with illness??

[Luftwaffe]

Whats the most you have ever had, and were they intentional or, you know, not quite legitimate?

Im on day 6 so far, as i cant drive with my injury.
I burnt my thumb, and now its blistered and gone septic, so im on a really strong dose of penicillin to cure it. The doctor reckons its going to be at least another three days though
Im only just back in the UK, and have recently started a new job, so i dont want my employers thinking im taking the piss!! Luckily (i guess!) there is evidence a plenty in the form of a large bandage over my thumb!



So, whats the longest for you?

[fido]

2 days in 2003. Alopecia.

[anonymous-user]

fido said:

2 days in 2003. Alopecia.

NO!!!!!!! DO NOT FEED THE ATTENTION we!!!!!!!!!!

[KrazyIvan]

none this year so far, 2 weeks last year when my mum died.

I am guessing you do some sort of manual labour job where you need to full use of your hand and arent simply claimg you cant drive due to a booboo on your thumb!

[Luftwaffe]

No, not manual labour, but the size of the dressing required for my thumb means i wouldnt be insured as its not safe!

[Cock Womble 7]

You can't drive because you burnt your thumby-wummy on an iron?

And you're off work because of this?

Jesus fking Christ - are you hell-bent on getting me banned again?

Man up you big poof.

[fido]

garyhun said:

NO!!!!!!! DO NOT FEED THE ATTENTION we!!!!!!!!!!

Opps .. sorry.

[Matt_N]

You're off because you burnt your thumb?

[TuxRacer]

Your thumb? Couldn't you just say your dog ate your car keys?

About 5 weeks after an operation on a slipped disc.

[KrazyIvan]

Luftwaffe said:

No, not manual labour, but the size of the dressing required for my thumb means i wouldnt be insured as its not safe!

You have got to be taking the piss out of us, seriously you stting there laughing at your little joke on us arent you.

[TuxRacer]

garyhun said:

NO!!!!!!! DO NOT FEED THE ATTENTION we!!!!!!!!!!

Oops, missed it was him.

[deevlash]

2 weeks 4 years ago for knee surgery, a grand total of 5 days ontop of that since I got my first job at school 11 years ago and none for the last 2 years.

[ZOLLAR]

Longest up until may of this year was 1 day off, but due to a certain incident at the end of april i was off for 31 days due to damaged shoulder muscles,damage to elbow joint needed light physio on it, i can do my job with one arm but work said to take the month off as the accident happened in a works party and i wasn't at fault .

[Luftwaffe]

KrazyIvan said:

Luftwaffe said:

No, not manual labour, but the size of the dressing required for my thumb means i wouldnt be insured as its not safe!

You have got to be taking the piss out of us, seriously you stting there laughing at your little joke on us arent you.

No, it has to be slung, so i cant drive, its important to keep it raised- somewhat dificult without a sunroof!!!!!!

[CoolC]

Worked for the same company for 17 years, I tallied up my days off and it's 10. 5 of those were when my mum died 8 years ago.

Edited by CoolC on Monday 11th October 15:00

[funkyrobot]

I got my dick stuck in my manager's wife's arse. Had to take a week off work as she was going on holiday that week. Luckily the manager accepted my apology and excuse. So, mine's a week.

[Antimus]

I'm bad but even I'm not as bad as this guy.. inane post after inane post.

[Sam99]

Cock Womble 7 said:

You can't drive because you burnt your thumby-wummy on an iron?

And you're off work because of this?

Jesus fking Christ - are you hell-bent on getting me banned again?

Man up you big poof.

What he says.
What a Ladyboy !!!

[Gun]

Longest I was off for was two and a half weeks when I caught Chicken Pox, not fun as an adult I can assure you!

[anonymous-user]

Do schools allow pupils to use the Internet during class these days? No wonder standards have slipped so low!