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Luftwaffe
Original Poster
62 posts
32 months
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Whats the most you have ever had, and were they intentional or, you know, not quite legitimate? Im on day 6 so far, as i cant drive with my injury. I burnt my thumb, and now its blistered and gone septic, so im on a really strong dose of penicillin to cure it. The doctor reckons its going to be at least another three days though  Im only just back in the UK, and have recently started a new job, so i dont want my employers thinking im taking the piss!! Luckily (i guess!) there is evidence a plenty in the form of a large bandage over my thumb! So, whats the longest for you?
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fido
9,381 posts
124 months
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2 days in 2003. Alopecia.
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garyhun
13,968 posts
97 months
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fido said: 2 days in 2003. Alopecia. NO!!!!!!! DO NOT FEED THE ATTENTION w  e!!!!!!!!!!
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KrazyIvan
2,520 posts
44 months
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none this year so far, 2 weeks last year when my mum died.
I am guessing you do some sort of manual labour job where you need to full use of your hand and arent simply claimg you cant drive due to a booboo on your thumb!
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Luftwaffe
Original Poster
62 posts
32 months
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No, not manual labour, but the size of the dressing required for my thumb means i wouldnt be insured as its not safe!
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Cock Womble 7
29,908 posts
99 months
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You can't drive because you burnt your thumby-wummy on an iron? And you're off work because of this? Jesus f king Christ - are you hell-bent on getting me banned again? Man up you big poof.
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fido
9,381 posts
124 months
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garyhun said: NO!!!!!!! DO NOT FEED THE ATTENTION w e!!!!!!!!!! Opps .. sorry. 
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Matt_N
4,631 posts
71 months
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You're off because you burnt your thumb? 
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TuxRacer
9,300 posts
60 months
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Your thumb? Couldn't you just say your dog ate your car keys? About 5 weeks after an operation on a slipped disc.
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KrazyIvan
2,520 posts
44 months
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Luftwaffe said: No, not manual labour, but the size of the dressing required for my thumb means i wouldnt be insured as its not safe! You have got to be taking the piss out of us, seriously you s tting there laughing at your little joke on us arent you.
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TuxRacer
9,300 posts
60 months
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garyhun said: NO!!!!!!! DO NOT FEED THE ATTENTION w e!!!!!!!!!! Oops, missed it was him. 
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deevlash
10,442 posts
106 months
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2 weeks 4 years ago for knee surgery, a grand total of 5 days ontop of that since I got my first job at school 11 years ago and none for the last 2 years.
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ZOLLAR
16,219 posts
42 months
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Longest up until may of this year was 1 day off, but due to a certain incident at the end of april i was off for 31 days due to damaged shoulder muscles,damage to elbow joint needed light physio on it, i can do my job with one arm but work said to take the month off as the accident happened in a works party and i wasn't at fault  .
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Luftwaffe
Original Poster
62 posts
32 months
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KrazyIvan said: Luftwaffe said: No, not manual labour, but the size of the dressing required for my thumb means i wouldnt be insured as its not safe! You have got to be taking the piss out of us, seriously you s tting there laughing at your little joke on us arent you. No, it has to be slung, so i cant drive, its important to keep it raised- somewhat dificult without a sunroof!!!!!!
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CoolC
1,859 posts
83 months
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Worked for the same company for 17 years, I tallied up my days off and it's 10. 5 of those were when my mum died 8 years ago.
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funkyrobot
5,874 posts
97 months
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I got my dick stuck in my manager's wife's arse. Had to take a week off work as she was going on holiday that week. Luckily the manager accepted my apology and excuse. So, mine's a week.
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Antimus
333 posts
59 months
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I'm bad but even I'm not as bad as this guy.. inane post after inane post.
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Sam99
194 posts
42 months
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Cock Womble 7 said: You can't drive because you burnt your thumby-wummy on an iron? And you're off work because of this? Jesus f king Christ - are you hell-bent on getting me banned again? Man up you big poof. What he says. What a Ladyboy !!!
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Gun
11,655 posts
87 months
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Longest I was off for was two and a half weeks when I caught Chicken Pox, not fun as an adult I can assure you!
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garyhun
13,968 posts
97 months
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Do schools allow pupils to use the Internet during class these days? No wonder standards have slipped so low!
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