"Walter Mitty" gets outed

[Semi hemi]

Author Mark Powell (no, I've not heard of him before either) gets taken out by the Paras. ARmy Rumour SErvice
Story to run tomorrow in one of the nationals.

[Papa Hotel]

Barely a day goes by without a walt-outing on arrse.

[Flintstone]

Another one?

[Life Saab Itch]

Sounds like a bit of a c nt.