Geek Jokes

[jammy_basturd]

dmitry said:

Vim and Emacs walk into a bar. The bartender tries to quit.

[Salgar]

dmitry said:

Vim and Emacs walk into a bar. The bartender tries to quit.

[MissChief]

:-)

[Morningside]

^^^Christmas jumper?

[MissChief]

Morningside said:

^^^Christmas jumper?

Correct!

[MartG]

[singlecoil]

MartG said:

I especially like the corrugated bolt!

[JonRB]

singlecoil said:

I especially like the corrugated bolt!

The bolt for the countersink on the wrong side made me COL (Chuckle Out Loud).

[CrutyRammers]

MartG said:

Nope, I don't understand any of those.

[JonRB]

http://xkcd.com/814/

[K12beano]

Why are Poundland Group shares trading at 315p?

[JonRB]

K12beano said:

Why are Poundland Group shares trading at 315p?

Because you buy their shares in multiples of 0.317460317 shares, of course!

[K12beano]

[ChemicalChaos]

MissChief said:

Morningside said:

^^^Christmas jumper?

Correct!

Talking of which....

[JonRB]

How Game deal with broken shutters

[ChemicalChaos]

It's-a me, Patio!

[simonrockman]

[AstonZagato]

simonrockman said:

I have a proof but it's too large to fit in the margins.

[xRIEx]

AstonZagato said:

simonrockman said:

I have a proof but it's too large to fit in the margins.

Try writing it in a different fermat.

[AstonZagato]

xRIEx said:

AstonZagato said:

simonrockman said:

I have a proof but it's too large to fit in the margins.

Try writing it in a different fermat.

I could but it might take a Wile.