Geek Jokes

[JonRB]

[Nimby]

kowalski655 said:

Actually,yes

The Look Around You periodic table left, middle and right.

[TheInternet]

doogz said:

Look around you!

Look Around You

Edited by TheInternet on Tuesday 31st March 17:22

[TheExcession]

TheInternet said:

doogz said:

Look around you!

Look Around You

Edited by TheInternet on Tuesday 31st March 17:22

Bloody Hell! That brings back some memories. I can recall science lessons with a TV and Beta Max video recorder on a trolley at the the front of the class room, everyone furtively scribbling in their copy books.

I'd completely forgotten about Intelligent Calcium though.

[monthefish]

JonRB said:

JonRB said:

marshalla said:

JonRB said:

RobbieKB said:

I might be being a bit simple here, but shouldn't it still be "I've got good news AND bad news"? (Your cat is alive and your cat is dead.) It's not "or", if it were, his thought experiment wouldn't be revolutionary at all.

The joke is that "I've got good news and bad news" is the accepted phrase, as otherwise someone would say "I have some bad news" or "I have some good news!". Shroedinger is saying he has good or bad news depending on how the famous thought experiment resolves itself. Although I understand your point about the fact that, prior to resolution, it is both.

So, he has news ?

He's not sure yet.

[JonRB]

monthefish said:

JonRB said:

JonRB said:

marshalla said:

JonRB said:

RobbieKB said:

I might be being a bit simple here, but shouldn't it still be "I've got good news AND bad news"? (Your cat is alive and your cat is dead.) It's not "or", if it were, his thought experiment wouldn't be revolutionary at all.

The joke is that "I've got good news and bad news" is the accepted phrase, as otherwise someone would say "I have some bad news" or "I have some good news!". Shroedinger is saying he has good or bad news depending on how the famous thought experiment resolves itself. Although I understand your point about the fact that, prior to resolution, it is both.

So, he has news ?

He's not sure yet.

It's the joke that keeps on giving. Or doesn't. As the case may be.

[schmunk]

JonRB said:

It's the joke that keeps on giving. Or doesn't. As the case may be.

..or may not.

[Morningside]

[31mph]

We had this one?

[JonRB]

31mph said:

We had this one?

Many, many, many times.

No, wait, none times. Occasionally. Never. Sometimes. Always. Never. Some. etc.

In all fairness, it is one of my fave xkcd panes and I have posted it many times. But I'm not going to diss it being posted again because it's awesome.

[defblade]

Morningside said:

I like that

[Morningside]

[StevieBee]

Shroedinger's Dad's dog died.

Did it?

Don't know.

[OliilO]

Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip?

To get to the same side.

[JonRB]

[JonRB]

[MartG]

Re-enactment of a multi core processor running a single thread programme

[MartG]

[MartG]

[MartG]