Geek Jokes

[JonRB]

james_tigerwoods said:

It took me a minute or two - I need an un thumbsnapd picture though

You could try clicking on it.

[james_tigerwoods]

JonRB said:

james_tigerwoods said:

It took me a minute or two - I need an un thumbsnapd picture though

You could try clicking on it.

I'm an eejit

[JonRB]

A farmer had a talking sheepdog, and send him to get all the sheep into the pen, then report back

"All 40 accounted for.", announced the dog on its return.

"But we only have 36 sheep" said the farmer.

"I know.", replied the sheepdog. "But I rounded them up."

[Don]

JonRB said:

A farmer had a talking sheepdog, and send him to get all the sheep into the pen, then report back

"All 40 accounted for.", announced the dog on its return.

"But we only have 36 sheep" said the farmer.

"I know.", replied the sheepdog. "But I rounded them up."

LOL.

[Schmeeky]

[McAndy]

[Hooli]

JonRB said:

A farmer had a talking sheepdog, and send him to get all the sheep into the pen, then report back

"All 40 accounted for.", announced the dog on its return.

"But we only have 36 sheep" said the farmer.

"I know.", replied the sheepdog. "But I rounded them up."

Best in ages

[JonRB]

Hooli said:

Best in ages

I'm afraid I can't take credit for it, other than the fact that I corrected it for spelling, grammar and style. So I'd say I was the Editor rather than the Author.

[simonrockman]

Try the XKCD Hoverboard - and ignore the "return to play area" instruction - there is loads to explore to either side.

http://xkcd.com/1608/

Simon

[ChemicalChaos]

simonrockman said:

Try the XKCD Hoverboard - and ignore the "return to play area" instruction - there is loads to explore to either side.

http://xkcd.com/1608/

Simon

fk me, I gave up after 45 minutes with most of the death star still left to explore!

[Mannginger]

Is it a death star or the Superstar destroyer? I had to give up after 20 minutes or so after gather 111 coins but just kept going down corridors on the SSD.

Properly brilliant. I can't wait to see the full scale image

Edit: fk I was almost finished!
Double edit: Mind you I missed the rooms in the volcano
Triple edit cos yeahspoilerssorry

Edited by Mannginger on Wednesday 25th November 08:53

Edited by Mannginger on Wednesday 25th November 08:54

Edited by Mannginger on Wednesday 25th November 08:54

[Vaud]

https://www.timewasters-place.com/pages/xkcd-1608/...

Map. Obviously, spoiler alert.

[james_tigerwoods]

Mannginger said:

Is it a death star or the Superstar destroyer? I had to give up after 20 minutes or so after gather 111 coins but just kept going down corridors on the SSD.

Properly brilliant. I can't wait to see the full scale image

20 minutes of my life gone.

Brilliant

Is there a map yet?

[ChemicalChaos]

Vaud said:

https://www.timewasters-place.com/pages/xkcd-1608/...

Map. Obviously, spoiler alert.

Bloody hell, how is one supposed to find their way around the destroyer without a map?!

[Munter]

ChemicalChaos said:

Vaud said:

https://www.timewasters-place.com/pages/xkcd-1608/...

Map. Obviously, spoiler alert.

Bloody hell, how is one supposed to find their way around the destroyer without a map?!

Duh. Use The Force.

[Silver Smudger]

ChemicalChaos said:

simonrockman said:

Try the XKCD Hoverboard - and ignore the "return to play area" instruction - there is loads to explore to either side.

http://xkcd.com/1608/

Simon

fk me, I gave up after 45 minutes with most of the death star still left to explore!

Death Star? - I only found the Tantive IV ....

[xRIEx]

Silver Smudger said:

ChemicalChaos said:

simonrockman said:

Try the XKCD Hoverboard - and ignore the "return to play area" instruction - there is loads to explore to either side.

http://xkcd.com/1608/

Simon

fk me, I gave up after 45 minutes with most of the death star still left to explore!

Death Star? - I only found the Tantive IV ....

I think he meant Star Destroyer (judging by the map).

ETA: and how do you know it was the Tantive IV? It could have been any Corellian corvette

[Silver Smudger]

xRIEx said:

Silver Smudger said:

ChemicalChaos said:

simonrockman said:

Try the XKCD Hoverboard - and ignore the "return to play area" instruction - there is loads to explore to either side.

http://xkcd.com/1608/

Simon

fk me, I gave up after 45 minutes with most of the death star still left to explore!

Death Star? - I only found the Tantive IV ....

I think he meant Star Destroyer (judging by the map).

ETA: and how do you know it was the Tantive IV? It could have been any Corellian corvette

I have seen the map now - I gave up far too soon!

[MartG]

[McAndy]

Good grief, they're the same size! Where's the progress?!