Bad Films I watched this weekend
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Got through about 15 minutes of Gravity before gave up. Made the GF feel sick with the spinning around POV shots and even I felt a bit unsettled and I don't get motion sickness at all. The yelping and bewilderment from Bullocks character too annoyed me as I would think astronauts do have a bit more mental acuity to realise they have to think, not panic or the WILL die.
Other bit that annoyed me was the debris cloud, it would be moving too fast for them to see but hey ho, its only science, so never mind.
Other bit that annoyed me was the debris cloud, it would be moving too fast for them to see but hey ho, its only science, so never mind.
Melman Giraffe said:
Hangover part 3
Lasted 20 mins turned this s
te off.
Oh and them killing the Giraffe was sick
TBH you should hold out and watch it again, but only if you have a fast forward button.Lasted 20 mins turned this s
te off.Oh and them killing the Giraffe was sick
If you ignore all the hangover weirdness (which is only relatively small parts of the movie) you actually have quite a good caper of people getting in over their heads in a sort of gangster crime caper.
DervVW said:
ZesPak said:
Pixelpeep said:
But surely Cage didn't read the script before agreeing?!
Does he ever?
I can name at least a dozen BAD movies that he was in without doing any internet research.
DervVW said:
ZesPak said:
Pixelpeep said:
But surely Cage didn't read the script before agreeing?!
Does he ever?
I can name at least a dozen BAD movies that he was in without doing any internet research.
A little chart that shows a small part of his resume:
Nymphomaniac pt 1
Oh dear.... It's got a good cast so thought we'd give it a go....total ste.
It's got the la'beef chap from transformers. It's worth watching just to experience what is the worst English accent to ever be committed to film. What the he'll goes through their heads while they create this drivel!?
Oh dear.... It's got a good cast so thought we'd give it a go....total s
te. It's got the la'beef chap from transformers. It's worth watching just to experience what is the worst English accent to ever be committed to film. What the he'll goes through their heads while they create this drivel!?
irocfan said:
Melman Giraffe said:
Oh and them killing the Giraffe was sick
that had me in tears - the rest of the movie? less soIt was okay funny in many parts but had run out of steam as there is only so far they could go with it.
Just wasted 2 hours of my life watching Noah. Probably the worst film, script, acting I have ever seen in my life. It was cringeworthy and I was almost laughing out loud at the dreadful storyline.
Please don't waste your life on this complete load of rubbish.
What an earth was Ray Winstone thinking of?
Please don't waste your life on this complete load of rubbish.
What an earth was Ray Winstone thinking of?
Friday night, bugger all on & bugger all recorded on the Sky+ box, had White House Down sitting there so thought we (Mrs and I) would bung it on.
Wanted to set fire to the DVD player, TV, house, street, town, country & world after the credits rolled just to save any human from ever having to sit through this steaming pile of horse manure ever again.
My cat could have written, directed & acted in a better film, and my cat is fking dense.
Please PLEASE PH'ers, don't just think 'Ah, it'll be okay, something to watch for a couple of hours'. My wife had to hide sharp objects from me this evening for fear of me doing a damage to myself and others.
I lie here at 00:45 angry with the producers, the directors, the actors, the distributors, fk even the company who did the catering on this shambolic piece of fking tripe but most of all I am angry with myself. For not turning this film off, snapping the DVD in half, putting it in an envelope along with one of my turds and sending it off to the film studio's address.
Wanted to set fire to the DVD player, TV, house, street, town, country & world after the credits rolled just to save any human from ever having to sit through this steaming pile of horse manure ever again.
My cat could have written, directed & acted in a better film, and my cat is f
king dense. Please PLEASE PH'ers, don't just think 'Ah, it'll be okay, something to watch for a couple of hours'. My wife had to hide sharp objects from me this evening for fear of me doing a damage to myself and others.
I lie here at 00:45 angry with the producers, the directors, the actors, the distributors, f
k even the company who did the catering on this shambolic piece of fking tripe but most of all I am angry with myself. For not turning this film off, snapping the DVD in half, putting it in an envelope along with one of my turds and sending it off to the film studio's address. Submarine
Scores an alarming 7.3 on IMDB! my main 2 issues with the film are its a comedy that is not even remotely funny at any point and it also has a depressing feel to it, add to that everyone is rather odd and the film is very dull. Also tries really hard at being a low budget British film and 'individual' which just annoyed me
A comedy that bores you, depresses you and does not make you laugh is not a good one in my opinion
3/10
Scores an alarming 7.3 on IMDB! my main 2 issues with the film are its a comedy that is not even remotely funny at any point and it also has a depressing feel to it, add to that everyone is rather odd and the film is very dull. Also tries really hard at being a low budget British film and 'individual' which just annoyed me
A comedy that bores you, depresses you and does not make you laugh is not a good one in my opinion
3/10
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