Bad Films I watched this weekend

[goldblum]

Intergalactic.

Matthew McConaughey does his slow drawl out in space while everyone at home ages decades because of their relatives. Or something. Or because the film's a third too long. Needed matches to keep my eyes open.

Small point: I've read a bit about black holes (looked up a few as well - arf) and even I know a singularity has such crushing gravity at its centre nothing could survive or escape so to pin the denouement on some faux science was a tad disappointing. Would have been so much better if they'd used a real black hole. 4/10.

[anonymous-user]

goldblum said:

Intergalactic.

It's called Interstellar! Were you paying attention?

[goldblum]

RenOHH said:

It's called Interstellar!

Interstellar. That's the one. Cheers.

[irocfan]

The Other Woman... dire (with Cammeron Diaz, guess that should be warning enough)

the latest 'Underworld' (5?) film... Kate Beckinsale in tight leather can't save this

[cirian75]

X-Men: Days of Future Past

surprisingly it did not suck

[JonRB]

cirian75 said:

X-Men: Days of Future Past

surprisingly it did not suck

In which case this is the wrong thread, surely?

[cirian75]

JonRB said:

cirian75 said:

X-Men: Days of Future Past

surprisingly it did not suck

In which case this is the wrong thread, surely?

Well the last few X-Men films have been howlers, I was not expecting such a radical improvement

[toon10]

The Signal.

Just don't bother. A definate what the **** was all that about by the time the end credits come up.

[james_tigerwoods]

cirian75 said:

JonRB said:

cirian75 said:

X-Men: Days of Future Past

surprisingly it did not suck

In which case this is the wrong thread, surely?

Well the last few X-Men films have been howlers, I was not expecting such a radical improvement

Woah woah - The film was ok, right up until the end when suddenly "everything we've done for the past eleventy hundred films has been wiped out". And where was the explanation about Xavier being alive at the start - the time paradox doesn't line up as he was dead and to come back to be alive would have meant that the timeline was fixed, in which case, that past didn't really happen and the present wasn't right. In which case, the whole film was pointless as, with all time paradoxes, it'll happen even if you stand still as it's already happened.

And - while we're at it - does that mean that Wolverine got his claws in the same way, in which case Mystique is Stryker? Does she do the same things that have happened in the last films to make the current canon?

Maybe I'm over thinking this....

[cianha]

Transformers 3: Bad in ways I had previously thought impossible.

[james_tigerwoods]

cianha said:

Transformers 3: Bad in ways I had previously thought impossible.

You've not seen 4 yet. Have you?

[Wolfer]

james_tigerwoods said:

cianha said:

Transformers 3: Bad in ways I had previously thought impossible.

You've not seen 4 yet. Have you?

Is this The Age of Extinction? I stupidly watched this after having my soul shredded by Left Behind.


Not a night I would ever want to repeat.

[james_tigerwoods]

Wolfer said:

james_tigerwoods said:

cianha said:

Transformers 3: Bad in ways I had previously thought impossible.

You've not seen 4 yet. Have you?

Is this The Age of Extinction? I stupidly watched this after having my soul shredded by Left Behind.


Not a night I would ever want to repeat.

"Age of extinction" is how you feel after watching it - and I'm a die hard transformers fan.

[HARTLEYHARE1]

Transformers 4. Good job love film postal service was used as the film is pure garbage from start to finish. Expendables 3, again utter rubbish. Godzilla, better than expected.

[cirian75]

james_tigerwoods said:

cirian75 said:

JonRB said:

cirian75 said:

X-Men: Days of Future Past

surprisingly it did not suck

In which case this is the wrong thread, surely?

Well the last few X-Men films have been howlers, I was not expecting such a radical improvement

Woah woah - The film was ok, right up until the end when suddenly "everything we've done for the past eleventy hundred films has been wiped out". And where was the explanation about Xavier being alive at the start - the time paradox doesn't line up as he was dead and to come back to be alive would have meant that the timeline was fixed, in which case, that past didn't really happen and the present wasn't right. In which case, the whole film was pointless as, with all time paradoxes, it'll happen even if you stand still as it's already happened.

And - while we're at it - does that mean that Wolverine got his claws in the same way, in which case Mystique is Stryker? Does she do the same things that have happened in the last films to make the current canon?

Maybe I'm over thinking this....

means they have brand new timeline 1972 onwards to play with .

[GTIR]

Stonados (No, not a Mexican film)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2494032/

Truly horrid!

[Spanna]

The Zero Theorem.

Just, like, huh? I don't know what happened or what the goal of the film was. None of it made sense really. Matt Damon and Christoph Waltz can hope this one disappears from their CV.

[McClure]

Veeayt said:

Tomorrow is the new TG episode, so it's time for some bad films

3. Deliver us from evil - even though I liked it slightly more than many on here, it could be better. The owl was terrifying. As much as I admire Eric Bana, he should fire his agent. 5.5/10

that is a terrible film, but was 90-odd minutes of mindless distraction. I gave it an extra 1/2 point for having Arthur Layton in it.

However much more entertainment was had watching my OH & my brother's wife jumping and covering their eyes at the "scary bits".

[irocfan]

GTIR said:

Stonados (No, not a Mexican film)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2494032/

Truly horrid!

the title didn't give it away??? Seriously one link away from that was this beaut - and 'other films like'

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2393174/?ref_=tt_rec_t...

[BlackpoolRock]

Iron Sky on Netflix, so bad it's worth a watch.