Commiting GBH on a "ped" rider: What will I get ?

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Fed up of the noise they make. The other night all I could hear was this razzling noise like a wasp being amplified.
ruined my enjoyment of Tomorrow Never Dies
If I take decisive action and beat a couple up with a cricket bat what sort of sentence would I get ?

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I'll be honest I actually thought it was me getting older and grumpy, the wife thinks the same but she's five years younger than me so maybe same thing.
We have some new neighbours nice young couple and I get on well with them, dunno how it came about we just got talking and I helped them with their garden, I get invited to their BBQ;'s and we do get on well. I was quite surprised when the girl said to me "don't those peds get on your nerves at a nightime"- I didn't know they were called "peds" so actually asked what she meant. When she explained I was a bit taken aback and the wife burst out laughing as we both said we had thought it was us getting old and grumpy but she (the neighbour) said no its just so annoying.
Its like a craze that has sprung up this year.

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Tribal Chestnut said:

They used to bother me, not anymore though.

Are you the one who just offered me some lengths of razor wire and some concrete based metal posts ?

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Cfnteabag said:

Tribal Chestnut said:

Nah, I just hide between parked cats and shove sticks in their wheels.

How do you hide behind a cat?

Don't be harsh. The man is a genius and has provided me with some sound advice

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herewego said:

If it occurs at regular times of day such that the cops would be able to catch them then the answer is obvious.

No st Sherlock ! Guess what not interested. Probably too much effort

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Petrolhead95 said:

gpo746 said:

Fed up of the noise they make. The other night all I could hear was this razzling noise like a wasp being amplified.
ruined my enjoyment of Tomorrow Never Dies
If I take decisive action and beat a couple up with a cricket bat what sort of sentence would I get ?

You're going to go and assault members of the public with a cricket bat because you don't like the noise of their motorbikes. Are you mentally challenged by any chance?

Possibly but perhaps not as mentally restricted as you who fails to recognise something blatantly tongue in cheek.

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Brum

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Oakey said:

Ah, nevermind. All Summer I've heard some tt riding around day and night on his ped. I too have thoughts of smacking him off it.

You may have thought Blackpool as in other posts I have made mention of my brother who lives in Poulton whom we go and see regularly every other month or so. I think it was you who helped me with the name of a pub I was after up there ?
I did mention it to my brother last night and that someone wondered about Blackpool. He says he encounters them in the evening on the road that goes down to Poulton and has had them undertake do u turns etc. It's quite a busy road. The A586 Poulton Road changing into Westcliffe Road I believe we use the A587 when we come off the road from the Motorway roundabout and head up to Blackpool then turn right onto the A587 past the park and zoo then a downhill stretch then right onto that A586 and up to Poulton then left.