Mentalist Lodger issue

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Snoop Bagg

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Friday 30th January 2015
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I'm renting my spare room out to bring in a few extra quid. Out of all the people interested one sounded too good to be true. Registered disabled and wanted to clean the house and look after the dogs leaving me options to get out more etc.

I let her move in and told her I'd write the agreement up and we'd commence things from the 1st of Feb. I worry she will not be able to pay, after overhearing a phone call and suspect that she's bat st mental.

If she can't pay can I tell her to leave? Call the Fuzz if need be?

I suspect the power to mental ratio is quite high in this one, any advice on this would be appreciated.

If it's too good to be true it probably is etc.

Snoop Bagg

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Friday 30th January 2015
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I know it's my cock up. I wouldn't with any of yours, though I can give her a forwarding address.

Snoop Bagg

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cheesesliceking said:
Would appear so frown Unless I'm not understanding it correctly.

I think we NEED to know the details of the overheard call.. mainly because im nosey.
I thought she was normal, but these women are very good at hiding the inner mental!

I'm happy to give her 28 days to ps off etc, but just want to cover my ass.

Snoop Bagg

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The phone call was to a self storage company, who were saying she needs to pay. That worry's me as per the ad she'll be required to pay the bond and rent in advance, tried to do right and thought about me getting my life back, and may have egg on my face. rolleyes

Snoop Bagg

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JumboBeef said:
Has she paid you anything?
Not yet I'd said we'd start it 1st of Feb, so I'll be getting £700 on Sunday.

Snoop Bagg

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Devil2575 said:
Is all this just on the basis of overhearing one side of a phone call?

How about you wait to see if anything bad actually happens rather than deciding it's going to on the basis of very limited information?
I will of course give her the benefit of the doubt, and it was on the basis of one call.

I just like having an escape route, personally stash the Subaru from mentalist harm, locks changed, bin bagged.

Does that work? or does she become the victim and me the horrid bugger who's kicked her out?

Snoop Bagg

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northwest monkey said:
Depends which website she goes on moaning about it if you kick her out!
I suspect mumsnet have me targetted for being a PHer and having stickers on my cars probably dosn't help, maybe the PH smilies are like a beacon for mentals.

I tried to do the right thing, and thought about getting my life back.

Hopefully it's a fear over nothing!

Snoop Bagg

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I'll keep you posted if she turns up with the cash fair do's, though the vibes I'm getting are that she's mental and won't have the cash. That and some conversations where it turns out she had her kids taken away due to her in laws saying she was mental. I suspect realistically bunny boiler terriotory.

Realistic options and advice would be most beneficial joking aside!

Snoop Bagg

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Saturday 31st January 2015
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Cheers guys I'm just looking for an escape route, I know it's my fault. And I'll be going nowhere near that with any of yours.

That said anyone in the northwest in need of a lodger who cleans etc....


Snoop Bagg

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Saturday 31st January 2015
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un1corn said:
Is she hot?
She was an ex F1 girl and dancer so I'm sure she was at some point.

Snoop Bagg

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Thursday 5th February 2015
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Yep, well I'm still alive but just very busy at work. She's still there, plants have moved in and she's promising the rent and DSS forms. If they ain't there this week she will be evicted from the Snoop Bagg residence. Barking mad, she's cleaning and moving stuff in my house to where she wants it....

She's either more front than Blackpool, or she should be institutionalised. And I feel like the bd having to kick someone older than me out!

Snoop Bagg

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Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Apologies for the delay, I've been non stop and am still alive!

I'd been really busy setting up my business and doing some crazy hours. She used that to her advantage and although she had money to get her hair cut and go out for dinner and generally take the piss she never paid any rent!

Anyway she went out for a meal one sunday and I locked the door.

Left her a note on the door after I'd told her what'd happen if she didn't sort it and putting it in a letter.

She came back and sat in her car on my driveway and waited for an hour or so?

I called the Police and said there's a stray mentalist lady on my driveway, Police asked if she could come in and grab her belongings. I explained it'd be on their head and I'd followed advice I'd read on Pistonheads.

Did the trick, and I made sure to toss a can of red bull in her direction as she drove off!

Never trust people, especially mental ones, always have an agreement, and keep a can of red bull in the fridge just in case.