Just been assaulted with a meat cleaver!!

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The initial message was deleted from this topic on 07 August 2015 at 20:02

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Well just seen the Anaesthetist . Will be going to surgery in an hour.
Unfortunately this is for real . My family wants the police involved so it seems to be going that way.
The mad thing is the guys wife has just given birth and his other child is under three .
I work long hours so this is the only forum I go on as it bloody well covers everything.
And before anyone suggests . No I'm not gonna hammer sausages in his lawn.
Oh and it's a Restaraunt .

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It's 1.15am and this is the time in the ward[url]


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AndWhyNot said:

Bad times. You seem to have started the physical engagement but your oppo escalated it quickly and significantly. I think the chronology is less significant than the injuries and outcome, thus you have both a moral and legal obligation to get it reported. Just opinion. Best wishes with your recovery.

hamish88 said:

As long as you bring me grapes as o am partial to red grapes.

Might be worth taking some water for the bloke in the next bed, he looks pretty dehydrated.

Thank you this is the sort of advice/moral support I was looking for.
Worst thing was seeing my mother burst into tears when she saw me.
The guy next to me is snoring and farting like nobody's business

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Unfortunately most of them are my mothers age but no doubt they were hotties in their day. But it all confirms to me that nurses get paid st wages for doing a stty job and still smile with it.

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Winston thanks for the moral support mate . I definitely started this thread with open eyes and to get a good laugh out of a bad situation . I was made supervisor because I can make light of everything.
One thing I do know is I pushed him away is when he said those things to me I knew there was trouble as his deneanour changed drastically .

To tell you how easy going I am. I'm actually Chinese with the broadest Scottish accent you'll ever hear. So I thought calling my self hamish is quite funny.

Whatever this thread sure makes me laugh as the morphine makes me want th puke.

So thanks guys you made it all the more interesting.

So remember never ever push a chineseman

Edited by hamish88 on Thursday 6th August 13:43

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I'm too doped up right now to give a statement and think right. It was my idea not to call the cops as I thought it was just a flesh wound.
After thinking it through last night it's too serious to let go so will be getting police involved tomorrow .
Thanks for the laugh guys some of them are pretty original and I thought I'd heard them all.

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dudleybloke said:

Any hot nurses there on the day shift Hamish?

Obviously you have never been to wishaw

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Ok ....can any mods close this thread please or how do I go about doing it.

Thanks for all the laughs and encouragement from all you believers and non believers .

As I'm going to plod right now I have deleted most of my posts .

Everything I have said is the truth but there is obviously some stuff that is left out that the guy has done I haven't mentioned yet that really really doesn't put him in a good light and maybe one day when it's all over I can give you a full account and all of the story.
I guarantee 90% of the guys on here if you are a genuine human being will see he's a nasty piece of work.

Might even if everything is settled / charged and allowed to put up a copy of the cctv of that night though that is probably a long time away.

Like I said it's been a funny ride and something I needed when I was in the ward feeling sorry for myself and some of the nurses think they must have given me too much morphine when I was holding my arm and laughing too hard.

But in reality when the painkillers wear off it hurts like a bh and I'm out of a job for at least 6 months until this is all healed and hoping all the wires and screws etc don't fk anything up in there.
Cheers hamish