It wasn't me, honest, guv.

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Don

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Wednesday 14th September 2005
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So. There I was. Pounding down the M4 as usual. Colleague in the passenger seat. Come to the 40mph roadworks limit before the Bath junction.

I happen to know it has a GATSO - but I slow to the speed limit for roadworks anyway.

So I'm doing 38mph in a 40. I'm doing it in Lane 1, of course. Red car whizzes by in Lane 3 as we pass the camera.

FLASH! FLASH!

Nice one, Stevie, its painted bright frickkin yellow and there are loads of signs saying "SPEED CAMERA" everywhere...

So now, of course, I am waiting to see if the nice man back at the Avon Safety Camera Bastardship actually checks the evidence properly before sending every registration number he's got photos of an NIP.

I have every faith. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I absolutely will go to court if necessary - they're not getting £60 out of me when I'm actually [i]innocent[/i] and have a witness!


To add insult to injury some fecker on the way back - in Lane 2 - decided that he really wanted to overtake the car in front of him - despite the fact that I was alongside him in Lane 3. USE YOUR MIRRORS FECKWIT!

:furious: I thought it was only at the weekends they let the amateurs use the sodding roads. :furious:

And relax...

Don

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Wednesday 14th September 2005
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justinp1 said:
Dont worry you will be fine!


Thanks for that. I surely hope so!

justinp1 said:

Let us know how it goes though over the next 14 days, if you hear nothing by then you are in the clear!


Will do. It would make an interesting experience if I do need to go to court...

Don

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Thursday 15th September 2005
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WildCat said:

they say they calculate based on your drive over the white lines...you should be OK.


Indeed they do. So now I am waiting to see if they actually DO what they say they do. IF they do then I will hear nothing.

If they simply send bills to anything they've got pictures of then I'll get an NIP.

IF I get an NIP I will say I was driving. Deny the offence. And insist on an independent assessment of the evidence from the white lines. And bring my witness to court. And and and...

But only because I know I'm right. If I'd been speeding I'd take my lumps.

Its not as if I hadn't seen some "excellent progress" earlier. Its just that I slow down for roadworks.