Beware what face you pull in US airports

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Specially-trained TSA behaviour-detection officers are being deployed at US airports to watch passengers facial experssions for clues of terrorist intent. So, try not to hold your mouth in a way that suggests terrorist intent, or you might find yourself 'enjoying' a holiday in Cuba - Streaky

The Americans once has a problem with terrorists hi-jacking planes to Cuba, now they fly them there directly - S

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tigger1 said:

So probably best not to squeeze a cheeky fart out there then?

Certainly not out of your face - Streaky

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Zumbruk said:

Engineer1 said:

Too true arrive back in the UK from anywhere and the airport you left from will have felt more friendly and more cared for,

You've obviously never flown through Delhi.

Never had a problem in Delhi (mind you, I fly Virgin Upper Class there and back) - Streaky

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If we're comparing flea-hole airports, I wouldn't even send Brunsturnfuhrer to Djibouti-Ambouli Airport ... no, on second thoughts, I would - Streaky

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Bing o said:

Hammerwerfer said:

Best to try not to look too Middle Eastern Brazilian when trying to catch a a train on the Underground.

EFA

Rules most Essex girls out then! - Streaky