glens had to go to the pub
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You lot have had it too peaceful for too long!
Yes I is back! It is me, Glenrobbo the barred bard.
I have taken control ( well, sort of ) of Barry's NOOKie Pad thingy and I can now post anything I like with no fear of retribution at all. Mwahahaha! Well except from Barry when he gets slung into PH prison. Sometimes he's just too trusting
It would seem that my 4 yr old paranoid android is no longer capable of communicating with the new updated PH version 20.917 hamster powered software interface compatibilitittie PRO data uploader device modulator engine.
This has resulted in me staring endlessly at a screen that only shows a picture of a polar bear in the frozen snowy arctic wastes on a really foggy day.
Austin & I have sallied forth unto deepest Essexland in a bid to remedy this grave situation. ( This is my third attempt, I tried twice last night, but both times I seem to have hit the "Delete everything you have laboriously typed for last 35 mins" key, and all my efforts vanished into the ether.
So I am faced with a stark choice:
1) Spend a large amount of my meagre pension on a new device instead of feeding Austin's petrol habit.
Or
2) Climb up the mountain and descend clutching a tablet that will show us all the true path and the way to S-World domination. ( Ooh. I like that word! )
Or
3)Rely on the local library for my PH fix whenever I can actually book a time slot.*
Unless one of you dear friends can suggest an alternative ( but keep it clean please ) What do YOU think?
I do have one big worry now: If this modern age of built-in redundancy means that stuff is obsolete and useless after only 4 years, what chance do I stand? Or for that matter,what about poor 27 yr old Austin?
Scares the st out of me I can tell you........
I guess I'm gonna have to go shopping for a new pad very soon.
Damn this incontinence!
Yes I is back! It is me, Glenrobbo the barred bard.
I have taken control ( well, sort of ) of Barry's NOOKie Pad thingy and I can now post anything I like with no fear of retribution at all. Mwahahaha! Well except from Barry when he gets slung into PH prison. Sometimes he's just too trusting
It would seem that my 4 yr old paranoid android is no longer capable of communicating with the new updated PH version 20.917 hamster powered software interface compatibilitittie PRO data uploader device modulator engine.
This has resulted in me staring endlessly at a screen that only shows a picture of a polar bear in the frozen snowy arctic wastes on a really foggy day.
Austin & I have sallied forth unto deepest Essexland in a bid to remedy this grave situation. ( This is my third attempt, I tried twice last night, but both times I seem to have hit the "Delete everything you have laboriously typed for last 35 mins" key, and all my efforts vanished into the ether.
So I am faced with a stark choice:
1) Spend a large amount of my meagre pension on a new device instead of feeding Austin's petrol habit.
Or
2) Climb up the mountain and descend clutching a tablet that will show us all the true path and the way to S-World domination. ( Ooh. I like that word! )
Or
3)Rely on the local library for my PH fix whenever I can actually book a time slot.*
Unless one of you dear friends can suggest an alternative ( but keep it clean please ) What do YOU think?
- For those denigrators implying that old gimmers like me can only manage it once in a whole hour, I actually did it TWICE in one slot, and that included the waiting time for the nice library assistant to come over and show me how to "Log on" or whatever it is you're supposed to do to get the bloody thing to work
I do have one big worry now: If this modern age of built-in redundancy means that stuff is obsolete and useless after only 4 years, what chance do I stand? Or for that matter,what about poor 27 yr old Austin?
Scares the st out of me I can tell you........
I guess I'm gonna have to go shopping for a new pad very soon.
Damn this incontinence!
Edited by Barry S1 on Friday 28th November 09:41
Not BarryS1
It's only me again
They are also free to use and are nice welcoming places for us old folks to go to in the day to be warm for a while.
The only drawback is that they don't serve beer *
( Probably just as well ? )
And the keyboard may not be all that hygienic to use, hence my long sleeved purple rubber gauntlets. Can't be too careful.
I haven't tried a factory reset on my phone because I'm not sure where the HTC factory is located.
It could be in China or Korea or Malaysia or somewhere else far away, and I'm not sure I could get 97 ron petrol out there for Austin for the return journey.
I shall have to do more research on the subject before committing to such an expedition.
But thanks for the suggestion anyway Jeremy Edit: Sorry, I mean Lawrie
It's only me again
LawrieS said:
What's a library?
Have you tried factory reseting your phone Glen?
A library is a place where they have rows & rows of shelves stacked with lots of things like Kindles but made out of many sheets of paper bound into handy things called "books" that don't need batteries or internet wi-fi dangly thingies and don't suddenly pack up when you're halfway through something interesting.Have you tried factory reseting your phone Glen?
They are also free to use and are nice welcoming places for us old folks to go to in the day to be warm for a while.
The only drawback is that they don't serve beer *
( Probably just as well ? )
- There is a handy Wetherspoon's about 100 yards away, but it does mean crossing the busy main road, which apparently I'm not very good at
And the keyboard may not be all that hygienic to use, hence my long sleeved purple rubber gauntlets. Can't be too careful.
I haven't tried a factory reset on my phone because I'm not sure where the HTC factory is located.
It could be in China or Korea or Malaysia or somewhere else far away, and I'm not sure I could get 97 ron petrol out there for Austin for the return journey.
I shall have to do more research on the subject before committing to such an expedition.
But thanks for the suggestion anyway Jeremy Edit: Sorry, I mean Lawrie
Edited by Barry S1 on Friday 28th November 10:33
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