Climate Change and the TVR S Series

[glenrobbo]

When I woke up this morning and looked out of the window of Glenrobbo Grange, I was amazed to find that the whole world had turned.....
....turned...er...well....FLUFFY!

This can only be the result of catastrophic global warming, no doubt caused by those idiots in TVR S series cars with their powerful engines and noisy exhausts, driving 100's of topless miles on the flimsy pretext of: ( and I quote! ) "going for breakfast"
or "nipping down to Aldeburgh for some fish 'n' chips".

The very notion of this ridiculous and irresponsible behaviour makes my blood boil, which obviously exacerbates the problem.

I therefore feel compelled to write a stern letter to the Times and shall also lobby the office of my local Member of Parliament, IF I can find out who that person is, and where he or she is hiding.

I trust that you will all join me in condemning these people, who with scant regard for others, completely disregard the consequences of their actions on the environment, the atmosphere, the planet, and all those little furry creatures, in their own hedonistic pursuit of personal gratification.

I think you will all agree with me that it's scandalous!!

GRR!


Glenrobbo,

The Frozen Norf,

Thursday.

Edited by glenrobbo on Thursday 29th January 13:42

[glenrobbo]

It's always Tiv wevva oop Norf Steve!



And I fink you'll find that "suvverners" is spelt wiv two 'v' s
Don't want the speelin pleece on yer case mate.

[glenrobbo]

Deeman said:

Nice and warm all the way down ere on the English Riviera. Think there will be a hosepipe ban shortly. Can we have some water from the Glen's please Glen

Ah, you mean the 'Water of Life' Pete. Nice. But Scottish. Not many Glens around here.
You probably wouldn't like Stockport Glenwater anyway

But if it's actual water you want, you can go to Buxton and get it for free from the natural spring in the town, next to the Old Hall Hotel.
This natural spring is never cut off, unlike Buxton, which usually is at the first hint of this kind of weather.

[glenrobbo]

Did you know that one month's emissions from an Icelandic volcano is far in excess of all man-made emissions for the past 200 years?

And the electricity required to recharge the huge bank of non-biodegradable cadmium battery pack on an "eco-friendly" modern electric car every 40 miles is mostly generated by dirty stinking coal-fuelled power stations running at a far lower efficiency level than a 25+ year old 2.9 V6 TVR S?

When I get old I want a V8 mobility scooter.

Dont'cher wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don'tcher?
Oh don'tcher???


Just sayin'

[glenrobbo]

But if you donate just £5 a month, you can adopt a cuddly fluffy snow leopard/ Siberian tiger/ polar bear stuffed toy animal and help us stop the icecaps melting and save their habitat from greedy politicians and industrialists and everything will be lovely.

Just £5 a month.......

That's less than the price of a Wellesbourne breakfast......