Help needed for cash!

[GezzSideways]

I've bought a car and need to pick it up on sunday except it's SORN with no MOT but i can't get a trailer or tow-bar fitted before then so i'm pleading to anyone with the above i'ts worth £100+petrol.
The car's between andover and basingstoke and i need to get it back to bristol.
If you can help, email me through my profile and i'll pick it up in the morning as i'll have no internet until then.
Cheers in advance (hopefully)

[GezzSideways]

Big thanks to all the help kids, sorry i didn't respond to any of it but the internet at home is badgered so i'm at the mercy of internet cafes.
Got the car with the fantastic help of jon/atomic rex.