Is the A64 the worst road ever?

[Sexual Chocolate]

I hate this road, it does my head in good and proper! People just hanging out in L2 in the hope that one day they might over take something. Overtaking maneuvers by trucks that last days. People that see a car many many miles ahead of them and decide that they might as well pull out into L2 NOW (Mirror signal maneuver is certainly not required on the A64) and prepare for the overtake that will happen a week next Monday if the prevailing wind conditions are favorable. And then to top it all, someone crossing the road by Bilbourgh top as walking over the bridge is REALLY just a bridge to far for this imbecile.

Why god? Why? Why must I travel on this road with these plebs? Is it some kind of cruel joke? I could of course take a massive detour and not use the A64 but if that's the alternative I'd rather slit my wrists than be stuck behind Mavis and her unwillingness to overtake the fat cyclists and that old farmer chap who trundles around on the slowest tractor known to mankind. Why can't I just win the Euromillions and buy me a helicopter?