Stansted Airport - Bump 'n' Grind

[Wicker Man]

We returned home uninjured yesterday, having survived a week careering down icy Alpine slopes. Hurrah!
Only to find that our car had sustained minor damage whilst in the custody of Stansted Airports official meet & greet parking. Yaa-boo!

I'm moderately miffed by the damage, annoyed that they didn't mention it when I collected the keys, and now expecting a whole load of agro getting it rectified. Luckily I spotted the damage before leaving.

Does anyone have experience of similar incidents? Do the automatic high-res cameras record their own staff colliding with concrete fixtures?

[Wicker Man]

Ah yes, don't mention the skiing. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.

Still no response from Stansted's official Crash 'n' Dash though...