Emergency stopping on a motorway, Cool or uncool?

Emergency stopping on a motorway, Cool or uncool?

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Gollum

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178 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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This phenomena comes from the UK I realise but I've not seen it much over here before this afternoon.

Picture the situation...

A pal is over from the UK so we've taken him to a particularly nice lunch at a pub with a private and beautiful beach in the sunshine. A fantastic day at the beach and some snorkeling later we are returning home.

We are on one of the few motorways that have the signs, 'stay left unless overtaking'.

We come up behind a Quartz or Silver Lotus Elise registration available if interested...

The cruise control is set to the relevant 100km/h but he isn't doing 100km/h so I have to hold back. There is nothing in the inside lane and he makes no move to move over. Assuming he is the law abiding and self righteous type, I joke to my passenger, "Does this guy really think I am speeding though all these camera's (there are speed camera's under every bridge)or does he not realise his Elise speedo might be reading a little low?" I am in an Audi A8.

The opportunity arises to swing past, I do so and reset the cruise control.

Some miles later, the guy cuts from my inside at speed, just missing both me and the car in front on the inside lane.

Once into my lane however, he proceeds to do an emergency stop in a 720kg plastic sports-car in front of my 2 tonne 1990's Audi (with my wife and 5 month old in the back) - to prove a point I am guessing?!?

The electronics in the car saved the day as I reacted, ducking back into the inside lane to miss the motherfker under full anti-lock as the rear end is trying to overtake the front.

At the behest of my wife and with my five month old screaming uncontrollably, I decided to call the 'police' rather than further endanger the folk on the roads by trying to catch the bd and have a word.

So here we are - there are idiots out there that think this acceptable?!? 50 year old idiots no less!!!

From the brief conversation through the window we had, I am guessing the fellow, who looked a little like Timothy Spall by the way, was from Essex.

Aussies everywhere beware, an idiot is here.

Very UNCOOL in my book little man!

Edited by Gollum on Friday 28th February 14:01


Edited by Gollum on Friday 28th February 14:19